after the travel day from hell, Halley and Jaz are back in New York, and they’re back behind the mic to tell the tale. this week’s episode of Delusional Diaries takes you inside their 12-hour flight delay, Detroit detour, and the chaotic mission to make it home in time for their Halloween party. from near meltdowns at TSA to accidentally exiting the airport mid-delay (rookie mistake), the girls relive every delusional moment with unfiltered honesty and way too much laughter. once they finally touch down, it’s back to business: 36 bottles of tequila delivered at 7 a.m., party prep chaos, and a rare beauty event that turned into a bidding war against Benny Blanco (spoiler: they lost). between horror travel stories, spray tan small talk, and gym class trauma, Halley and Jaz unpack the kind of week that makes you question your sanity and still somehow laugh about it. they wrap up with some classic chaos: friendship growth, separate bedrooms in marriage, childhood lies, and the eternal debate: do you ever really “go to bed angry”? it’s the perfect mix of airline rage, emotional regulation, and delusional girl therapy. buckle up (literally), this one’s turbulence from start to finish. Timestamps  0:17 - Travel day from hell  15:20 - A short trip to LA  22:38 - The NYC Marathon  28:35 - Light sleepers  32:10 - Relationship questions and winter uglies  39:55 - Dress codes  43:09 - Our biggest lies as kids  Links  Uncommon Goods: https://www.uncommongoods.com/diaries use code diaries for 15% off  Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/8u4300cq #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Discounts and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s Halloween on Delusional Diaries… which means cheap wigs, chaos, and way too many confessions. Halley and Jaz kick off the episode dressed as the Timothée Chalamet x Pete Davidson SNL duo, spiraling about bedside manner, Yelp reviews, and why bad Amazon wigs might actually be a cursed tradition at this point. From Jaz’s Bottega meltdown in Madrid (and the boldest “move forward” gaslight ever) to Halley’s questionable life choices that somehow always work out in her favor, the girls are in their unfiltered storytelling era. They’re talking eating dog treats out of desperation, blocking trolls with “almond daughter” usernames, and why sharing snacks with your boyfriend should be considered psychological warfare. Then it’s Halloween nostalgia, space cowgirl flashbacks, and a few hot takes about certain activities in the shower, bad costumes, and the “stay in for your future husband” pick-me epidemic. Whether you’re getting ready to go out tonight or staying in with a bottle of wine, this episode will have you laughing, cringing, and texting your best friend mid-listen. Timestamps  0:20 - Happy Halloween from yours truly  4:02 - Bitching hour  11:40 - Standing 10 toes down  22:13 - Jaz’s limo and birthdays 27:26 - The block of the week  33:16 - Reading and other hobbies  37:40 - All things Halloween  48:27 - The Halloween party  Links Wayfair: wayfair.com  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz unpack a rollercoaster of chaos: from mourning a literal sauce that was discontinued to a rundown of their time at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show pink carpet. this episode mixes glam & the chaos of the real world like never before, showing that at the end of the day, we all go through the same things, despite our differences. the girls then switch gears to other territories: fitness routines and solidcore playlists. between botox updates, home renovations, and pink carpet glam, Halley and Jaz reflect on how surreal it is to be front row at a fashion show one minute and crying in an elevator the next. that’s real life, and they’re not sugarcoating any of it. they wrap the episode with some tough-love advice for a listener whose best friend can’t stop obsessing over her ex. the verdict? you can’t save someone who doesn’t want to be saved. This episode is chaotic, comforting, and so them… the kind of episode you’ll want to have playing while you do your skincare or spiral on the couch.  Timestamps  0:16 - The day started off good…  2:22 - Fast food reviews  7:12 - Our first dates with Reed & Kevin 9:06 - The VS Fashion Show  26:23 - Halley’s new purchase  32:55 - Newest insecurity 36:10 - Botox and babies  39:40 - Advice to our follower  Links Dime Beauty - DimeBeauty.com and get 20% off your first order with code PODCAST20 Winx - hellowinx.com/delusional for 25% off wayfair  - wayfair.com  DISCLAIMER: Part of the recorded Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show segment in this episode is presented in partnership with VS Pink See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

after some tough days separated from each other, this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are back and as unfiltered as ever: kicking things off with workout confessions, liposuction ultimatums, and the anxiety-inducing chaos of showing up late to a class for the first time ever. between accountability pacts and post-gym soreness, the girls dive into the unglamorous side of “getting it together” while keeping it real (and hilarious) about body image, burnout, and self-motivation. then, things get storytime-level juicy: Halley recaps her dreamy trip across London and Copenhagen, complete with vintage shopping, hotel surprises, and airport drama that had her going to war (verbally) with line-cutters. Jaz shares her TSA horror story and why sometimes principle is all that matters, while both reflect on love, long-distance friendship, and more… rounding it out, the girls get chatty about Kris Jenner’s facelift, the return of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, and the never-ending New York winter blues. from AI conspiracies to apartment glow-ups and kitchen haters, it’s a full catch-up episode of chaos, confidence, and everything you could dream of: the ultimate comfort listen for anyone who loves a good rant, a little delusion, and a lot of laughter! Timestamps  0:16 - Jaz’s confession 7:05 -  The most amount of time we ever spent apart  14:04 - The flight back and airport horror stories  27:10 - Hypotheticals  33:04 - Winter scaries  35:37 - Block block block  45:22 - Bitching hour 47:13 - Face lifts and VS Fashion Show  50:45 - Childhood jealousy  Links Chime - Open an account in 2 minutes at chime.com/diaries Winx - hellowinx.com/delusional for 25% off  Cash App - use code “THATSMONEY10” , and get $10 dropped into your account when you order and activate your Cash App Card and send $5 or more to a friend within your first 14 days Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/8u4300cq #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Wayfair - wayfair.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Halley and Jaz are back on the couch and kicking off with a classic b**ching hour, and this one gets personal. after an awkward follower encounter at the grocery store turns into an unsolicited reddit recap, Jaz opens up about how far she’s come in setting boundaries with online chatter, and how quickly a stranger can send her spiraling back into old habits. from the weirdness of parasocial relationships to realizing how exhausting constant public perception can be, the girls talk anxiety, attention, and why sometimes it’s okay to say “I don’t owe anyone a response.” the chaos continues as Jaz discovers the power (and curse) of coffee, and the duo spiral into caffeine-induced madness. between late-night hangouts that accidentally turn into 3 a.m. adventures, sensory phobias of bumpy pumpkins, and fall weekend recaps, it’s peak Delusional Diaries energy, a little bit manic, a little too honest, and somehow still therapeutic. but it’s not all rants and pumpkin panic, Halley’s prepping for a dreamy Europe trip through London and beyond, Jaz is plotting a honeymoon redo after her first attempt, and both are reflecting on independence, relationships, and what it means to actually grow up online. by the end, they’ve covered everything from medical insurance meltdowns to squishmallow basements: proving once again that delusion, some b**ching, friendship, and a good laugh can fix just about anything. Timestamps  0:22 - Starting with a Bitching hour  6:36 - Jaz and coffee 13:30 - Biggest phobias  15:07 - Upcoming plans  29:24 - Relationship attachments  39:41 - Jaz’s honeymoon & Delta points  46:02 - And ending with Bitching hour  Links  Nuuly: code delusional for $28 off your first month nuuly.com Wayfair: wayfair.com Winx: hellowinx.com/delusional for 25% off  Quince: Quince.com/delusional for free shipping and 365 day returns  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are back with the full rollercoaster of chaos, starting with skincare gone wrong, brutal hangovers, and a weekend that tested both of them in very different ways. from dinner disasters at BondST and open bar temptations at Danielle’s birthday party to the unplanned detour that landed them at a club until 3 a.m., the girls recap every messy, hilarious detail. whether it’s falling asleep in Ubers, being gaslit about their location, or surviving on cookies, nothing is off-limits in this episode. in between the laughs, the girls get real about health, healing, and the weird seasons life throws at you. Halley opens up about her continued journey with an autoimmune disease, steroids, and IV treatments, sharing the frustrating side effects, the weight changes, and the challenge of finding stability while staying optimistic. together, the girls navigate what it means to balance wellness with wanting to live life fully, reminding listeners that even in the hard moments, humor and honesty go a long way. rounding out the episode, Halley and Jaz dive into everything from underwear revelations and blocking negativity online to reflecting on the “mystery” of being single versus the stability of relationships. they laugh about their timeline of friendship, plot out solidcore challenges with Birkin bets, and even debate whether Jaz’s moving obsession is just a love for having projects. this episode is delusional, it’s dramatic, and it’s deeply relatable; the perfect mix that we know you love in an episode of our podcast. Timestamps  0:18 - New products & hangovers 6:54 - The whole night  16:47 - Friday night  21:37 - Bitching hour  29:44 - What we miss about being single  37:58 - Maybe a hobby  45:30 - Upcoming trips  Links  Winx: hellowinx/delusional for 25% off Headspace: Headspace.com/delusional to unlock free for 60 days  Cash App: Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/8u4300cq #CashAppPod.  Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Halley and Jaz are finally back on the couch after a whirlwind couple of weeks, and this episode doesn’t hold back. Halley shares the full story of her week-long hospital stay after a brutal ulcerative colitis flare-up that left her in constant pain and doubting herself. from gaslighting her own symptoms to finally realizing she needed urgent care, she opens up about the mental toll of chronic illness, the long nights in the ER, and the fear of potentially losing her colon. the episode balances heavy and hilarious as Halley recounts absurd hospital moments: nurses melting plastic into her food, the fight for a private room, and doctors giving her conflicting diet advice. Jaz keeps the energy steady, while also finding humor in the chaos. together, they highlight what it’s really like to navigate a health crisis, from anxiety spirals to unexpected gratitude when the right medication finally works. but it’s not all hospitals and IV drips. as the besties dive back into their usual blend of life updates and pop culture chatter: golf trips to Wisconsin, moving drama, TikTok spirals, Kylie Jenner lip combos, and the possibility of seeing Justin Bieber headline Coachella. it’s an episode that feels raw, real, and ridiculous: a mix of health diaries, best friend therapy, and the kind of unfiltered chaos that makes Delusional Diaries your favorite. Timestamps 0:17 - Back on the couch   1:04 - Halley’s hospital visit  20:24 - Getting gaslit 30:35 - For the pod only  40:02 - Coachella, lip liners, & Lizzie McGuire 44:46 - Dancing with the Stars week 1  52:34 - Hair journey & our favorite products Links  DraftKings: code DIARIES Nuuly: code delsuional for $28 off your first month Quince: quince.com/delusional to get free shipping and 365 day returns Wayfair: wayfair.com Winx: hellowinx.com/delusional for 25% off See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Halley and Jaz are back behind the mic, but they’re not alone. If you’ve been rocking with Delusional Diaries since the early days, you already know her (and probably love her). And if you don’t… allow us to introduce: Eli Rallo. Writer, content creator, podcast host, professional rule-maker, and queen of saying exactly what we’re all thinking. Eli first blew up on TikTok with her iconic “the jarr” videos, and since then she’s built a ride-or-die community obsessed with her mix of humor, honesty, and that big sister who tells it like it is energy. Oh, and casual flex, she’s already the author of two books with a third on the way. From reminiscing about their “freshman class” days in the New York influencer scene to catching up on weddings, book tours, and everything in between, this episode feels like a full-circle moment. The trio dives into the realities of growing up online, from cringing at old videos to learning to feel confident in your late 20s. They also swap stories about early event-hopping nights, the evolution of their careers, and the misconceptions people have about friendship changes. Of course, there’s plenty of wedding talk, Taylor Swift engagement theories, and the sacred art of being perfectly “wedding drunk.” Eli opens up about writing her second book, the emotional process behind it, and the exciting leap into fiction with her upcoming third. It’s an episode filled with nostalgia, laughter, and honesty, proof that every era of life brings its own kind of magic. If you missed her, it’s time to catch up. If you’re new, you’re about to fall in love. Either way — this episode is one for the books. Timestamps  0:14 - The OG Podcast Guest  6:51 - All things Taylor  12:47 - Eli’s & Jaz’s weddings 34:39 - Travel & TikTok 37:51 - Book talk  43:48 - The Kardashians  47:58 - Eli’s Bachelorette 51:20 - Favorite part about the book   Where to find Eli Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/eli.rallo?igsh=MTY1MTYxaHMxN2s3Zw== TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@elirallo?_t=ZP-8zkU7bE1uso&_r=1 Purchase Does Anyone Else Feel This Way? now! https://www.harpercollins.com/products/does-anyone-else-feel-this-way-eli-rallo?variant=43671983816738   Tickets for Eli’s book tour: https://www.theelirallo.com/does-anyone-else-feel-this-way Links  Quince: quince.com/delusional for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Halley and Jaz are back behind the mics, and this week’s episode is giving full chaotic bestie energy. what starts as a tiny texting disagreement spirals into a hilarious deep dive on friendship etiquette, unread messages, and why “one sec” almost never means one second. if you’ve ever wanted to scream at your friends through the phone, you’re going to feel very seen. but of course, it wouldn’t be Delusional Diaries without some unhinged detours. between questionable snack choices, roommate horror stories, and a rant or two about unsolicited opinions, the girls manage to turn even the most random topics into comedy gold. somewhere in the middle of the chaos, there are moments of raw honesty about health, moods, and how to stay sane when life insists on being annoying. by the end, you’ll feel like you’ve been on FaceTime with your two funniest (and most brutally honest) friends. from pop culture hot takes to delusional rants that will have you laughing out loud, this episode is messy, dramatic, and exactly the kind of therapy session you didn’t know you needed. buckle up, press play, and enjoy. Timestamps 0:16 - Jaz has been annoying Halley 3:52 - Jaz’s bitching hour  5:25 - The lunch on everyone's FYP 10:12 - What is Halley so excited about  20:19 - Tate McCrae concert  22:11 - Pop culture couples 36:22 - Our overweight dogs  45:43 - The question we always get Links  DraftKings: Download the app and use code DIARIES  Nuuly: Sign up with code DELUSIONAL to get $28 off your first month  SeatGeek: Use code DELUSIONAL10 for 10% off your tickets  Wayfair: https://www.wayfair.com/ ZocDoc: http://Zocdoc.com/diaries   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

your favorite duo is back this week: Halley and Jaz dive straight into the week’s wildest headline, Taylor and Travis are officially engaged. the two spiral into full-on parasocial mode, breaking down everything from the shock of a collab post announcement to imagining what the wedding guest list and security would even look like. Jaz jokes about becoming a bodyguard, Halley debates whether it will be a mega-celebrity event or a secret ceremony, and both of them can’t help but laugh at just how invested they’ve become in a couple they’ve never met. from there, the conversation flows into a whirlwind of personal updates. Jaz vents about the chaos of her home renovations, accidentally sending the most questionable texts to her contractor, and realizing just how much fences cost in Long Island. health takes center stage as well as Halley navigates her workout routine and spray tan obsession, and as the two debate TikTok’s “pale girl exposure therapy” trend, listeners get a raw and hilarious look at how they balance wellness, vanity, and everything in between. as always, the episode is packed with their signature hilarious banter. they go off about awkward gynecologist appointments, friendship trio politics when it comes to picking a maid of honor, a specific chaotic experience at a bathhouse that ended in no massage, and the bizarre etiquette breaches they’ve witnessed at influencer events like the US Open. add in puppy potty-training wins and the iconic story of Halley accidentally doubting herself about James Marsden literally living across the street, and you’ve got a jam-packed episode full of laughter, relatability, and the kind of storytelling only Halley and Jaz can deliver. Timestamps  0:18 - Celebrating the royal engagement 6:34 - Halley’s health updates 13:20 - Pale girl exposure therapy  18:17 - Gyno appointments and drinking water 22:35 - Maid of honor controversy  26:40 - Haircuts and husbands  29:46 - “Not looking for a husband, but looking for a father” 35:19 - Stacy updates  40:29 - Providing context   45:53 - The US Open Links  DraftKings: Download the app and sign up with code DELUSIONAL See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Halley and Jaz are back this week with a jam-packed episode that swings from fair food to full-on meltdowns. Jaz shares her whirlwind trip to Alaska for the state fair, complete with nostalgia, fried food, and accidentally getting the best sleep of her life in a bunk bed. meanwhile, the two catch up on home life, debating bed sizes, dogs hogging the sheets, and how to actually get a night of rest in New York City. the conversation takes a raw turn when Halley opens up about her ulcerative colitis and recent colonoscopy. from the stress of prepping, to her full-blown panic at the hospital, to adjusting to new medications, she doesn’t hold back about how draining chronic illness can be. Jaz balances things out with her never-ending food cravings, late-night kitchen raids, and even considering Ozempic just to quiet the “food noise.” also, the girls spiral over Camp Rock versus Camp Star, rant about bizarre internet drama, Jaz’s dog’s very unfortunate medical moment, and of course dive into Taylor Swift theories and the very infamous podcast appearance. this episode is chaotic, it’s candid, and it’s exactly the kind of unfiltered girl talk you come here for every week. Timestamps 0:18 - Jet lagged and our trip to Madrid  6:06 - Alaska State Fair  9:45 - Loves a frozen face  15:09 - Halley’s health updates  34:31 - The girl who fell in love with her psychiatrist 36:01 - The food noise  38:47 - What happened to Frank 42:10 - Camp Rock: The Final Jam 46:58 - The Life of a Showgirl Links SeatGeek: Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DELUSIONAL10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Gourmand Beauty; Delusional10 for 10% off your order https://www.gourmandbeauty.com/?srsltid=AfmBOoo99sl3FDzLjvj-aJ_UORzzdaxXkOk8eD1uR6aalqo0yChup-3w See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz kick things off with a hilarious deep dive into Halley’s ongoing coffee conspiracy. After her viral latte video, she’s convinced her local shop is purposely sabotaging her order: burnt espresso, missing flavors, the works. from Uber Eats hacks to wondering if the baristas secretly hate her, it’s a full caffeine-fueled saga that sets the tone for the episode’s blend of comedy and chaos. the conversation spirals into astrology, creative burnout, and a bit of a look into the realities of influencer life. the girls get real about how nonstop travel, brand deals, and constant pressure to create can drain inspiration, while also reflecting on how much their lives have evolved since they started. they open up about balancing relationships, fighting scarcity mindsets, and handling criticism from people who say they’ve “changed.” it’s like something inbetween a vent session and candid insight into what it’s really like behind the curated feeds. to wrap things up, they switch gears with nostalgic back-to-school memories, playground favorites, and even the rise and fall of silly bandz and Webkinz. plus, they answer a listener dilemma about guy best friends crossing the line and imagine the ultimate “day from hell” itinerary in New York City. from childhood flashbacks to savage hypotheticals, this episode is messy, unfiltered, and oh-so Delusional Diaries. Timestamps  0:24 - Salted Tahini Latte Drama 3:52 - Our August Horoscopes, busy lives, and thoughts on influencer marketing  21:56 - Back to school  34:57 - SillyBandz & our favorite trends from school 41:46 - A question from our listener  43:04 - A NYC day from Hell  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz take you through a whirlwind of updates, laughs, and a little chaos. from Jaz’s candid talk about body changes and jean sizes to Halley’s Montauk staycation complete with beach views, shark sightings, and wild Hampton crowds, they share all their recent shenanigans… they also share why their Costa Rica trip got canceled, swap stories about festival life, Jaz fresh from Lollapalooza, and break down the extremes fans go to for barricade spots. between packed coffee shop lines, overpriced party tickets, and Surf Lodge’s impossible entry rules, the girls keep it real about what’s worth the hype and what’s not. the episode then dives into the realities of influencer life, as they discuss why people hold creators to a higher standard than their own friends and the bizarre nitpicks that show up in comment sections. from defending a lighthearted dog joke to tackling the “no benefit of the doubt” culture online, Halley and Jaz aren’t afraid to call out the double standards they face. they also touch on messy friendship politics: like suddenly seeing your ex-friend post with someone they used to trash... of course, it wouldn’t be Delusional Diaries without a crash-out rant or two. Jaz unleashes on West Elm’s customer service nightmare, and her newest addition to her family. there’s also talk of vision checks without insurance, LASIK horror and success stories, and mutual squeamishness over needles. it’s a full ride of personal drama, lighthearted banter, and the kind of unfiltered storytelling that makes you feel like you’re in the room with them! Timestamps 0:24 - Jaz’s new info  2:38 - The Hamptons this summer  10:49 - All things music festivals  14:20 - Back to Alaska  17:30 - Holding influencers to a higher standard than your own friends? 22:50 - Posting your 7th grade opp on your Instagram story?  24:22 - Bitching hour  38:27 - Jaz’s biggest crashout of all time Links  SeatGeek: Use code delusional10 for 10% off your next SeatGeek order https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DELUSIONAL10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

if you’ve ever felt like you’re one meltdown away from a wellness era or two iced coffees into a spiral, this episode is going to be your comfort zone. Delusional Diaries returns with the kind of unfiltered conversations that cover everything from habit-building and hot girl workouts to that deeply relatable sense of “i’m trying, but also… i’m tired.” it’s less self-improvement and more self-awareness (with a side of Diet Coke). Halley & Jaz get real about the intersection of health, stress, and identity, peeling back the curtain on what it’s like to navigate chronic illness while keeping up appearances. there’s talk of gut issues, liquid diets, and the emotional toll of feeling “off” in a world that expects you to be on. but somehow, it’s still funny, because vulnerability and sarcasm go hand in hand here. and naturally, things derail in the best way: from irrational fears (reborn dolls, anyone?) to the politics of bridesmaid dresses, twins, minivans, and blacking out at weddings, it’s the usual delusional chaos, full of tangents, truths, and the kind of late-night debates only best friends can have. tune in, spiral with us, and feel like you’re one of us in this first episode of august Timestamps  0:36 - Jaz’s and Halley’s health updates  16:30 - Halley’s biggest fear 18:47 - Oceans, waves, and riptides  20:34 - What are we not good at  27:30 - Bitching hour  36:06 - All things bridesmaids dresses 41:36 - Whose most likely to…  Links Quince: Go to quince.com/delusional for free shipping and 365 day returns  ZocDoc: Go to zocdoc.com/diaries to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

in this week’s episode, Halley and Jaz are breaking down SO MANY TOPICS: starting with the viral TikTok comments about pregnancy rumors and a spontaneous ear bleed (yes, you read that right). the girls deep-dive into the messy world of gender reveals, pregnancy expectations, and the irrational emotional rollercoaster of wanting a baby… eventually. from Botox updates to debating if it’s ever okay to be disappointed by your baby’s gender, they dish it all with their signature mix of honesty and humor. then it gets a bit unhinged, in the best way possible, as they unpack the internet’s latest obsession: the woman who stole $1300 worth of goods from Target and said, “I’ll just pay now.” this naturally leads to Halley and Jaz sharing their own teen stealing confessions, Jaz’s traumatic memory of being the first-ever Target customer in Alaska, and a spiral into the chaotic world of retail stories and their teenage jobs. Plus: the ongoing saga of their Pickle closets, unsolicited DMs, and influencer pet peeves. to wrap it up, the duo dive into their chaotic travel updates, Jaz’s terrifying solo flight on a mini plane, and their excitement (and exhaustion) over upcoming plans. from Costa Rica content trips to fall cravings, puppy fever, HR cheating scandals, and Justice store memories: you’ll laugh, reminisce, and relate to every second. as always, it’s real, delusional, and completely unforgettable. Timestamps 0:18 - Comments about Jaz being pregnant   2:23 - Our thoughts on gender reveals  7:58 - The Target Thief  17:05 - Our jobs in retail 22:38 - Bitching hour  26:32 - Peaks and Pits  35:25 - Coldplay Concert Scandal  40:45 - How do singers go on tour  42:55 - Itching for a new dog Links DraftKings: Download the app and sign up with code DIARIES See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Halley and Jaz are back: with way too much to catch up on. from summer travel whiplash to an exciting (but mysterious) Costa Rica work trip, they’re trying to slow down… but obviously, that’s not happening. they recap Halley’s Europe adventures, reflect on hosting everyone except themselves all summer, and spiral over how there are somehow only eight weekends of summer left. (how did that happen?) naturally, the convo devolves into a full Love Island debrief. spoiler alert: they don’t trust the producers, they’ve got big opinions on Nic and Olandria, and yes, they’re still obsessed with Amaya. they also get deep about cancel culture, double standards between men and women, childhood bedroom redesigns, babysitting horror stories, sneaky Rite Aid thefts, and why college dorming should honestly be illegal. ALSO: a lot of your questions get answered, and the answers are JUICY! this episode is a chaotic cocktail of nostalgia, unfiltered advice, and friendship rants with a side of sassiness & tea-spilling. it’s everything you didn’t know you needed: just press play and let the rollercoaster begin.  Timestamps  0:22 - Travels & life updates 3:15 - Love Island Finale  10:20 - Our take on music these days 13:08 - Would we buy the original Birkin  15:12 - Questions from our followers  38:08 - Do Kevin and Reed get to have opinions when it comes to decorating the houses  43:16 - PB Teen & American Girl Dolls  Links HelloFresh: Sign up for HelloFresh and get 10 free meals with a free item in every box! Hellofresh.com/delusional10FM Cash App: Download Cash App Today #CashAppPartner #CashAppPod https://cash.app/?utm_source=episodic&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=episodic_podscale_delusionaldiaries_2025&shortlink=8u4300cq&af_dp=cashme%3A%2F%2F&c=Episodic_Podscale_DelusionalDiaries_2025&pid=Episodic-to-App&af_xp=custom&source_caller=ui See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

this week on delusional diaries, halley and jaz are back and buzzier than ever… literally fresh off getting their ears re-pierced and botox topped off (because, duh). they’re taking you inside the chaos of their lives lately: wimbledon, pimm’s, why jaz is officially back on her “freeze my face” era… but that’s just the beginning. halley spills all the details on her eurotrip-esque paris + london adventure, from chaotic eurostar nightmares to staying at the ritz, plus yes, we finally get the tea on why reed didn’t propose  the girls also reflect on aging, looking hot at 50, married life weirdness, family holiday traditions (including an accidental thanksgiving meltdown, oops), and the constant struggle of being hot and hyper-analyzed on camera. botox? yes. wimbledon? yes. almost crying at the train station? also yes. this episode is everything you could wish for…  Timestamps: 0:17 - Our new additions  2:51 - Botox refresh 8:06 - Wimbledon & our love of tennis 12:53 - We need some sleep 15:22 - Euro travels  24:13 - Jaz is a sister-in-law 30:36 - Workout accountability  37:44 - Jaz’s house Links  ZocDoc: Go to zocdoc.com/diaries to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are in the Hamptons with fresh summer cuts and full of 4th of July energy. the episode kicks off with a much-needed hair update and a debate over who really has the shorter cut. spoiler: no one actually knows what an inch is. they swap stories about childhood holiday traditions, chaotic firework moments, and working family fair booths.  they also dive deep into their own anxious inner child moments, like waking your mom up at 2AM and silently praying you wouldn’t get screamed at, and share a few reflections on religion, OCD tendencies, and growing empathy for their moms now that they’re older. it’s equal parts hilarious and weirdly healing. of course, it wouldn’t be a Delusional Diaries episode without some breaking down of reality TV and whatnot. the girls go in on the current Love Island season, debating who’s real, who’s fake, and who’s getting done dirty by editing. throw in some blackout flashbacks, boat day dreams, and home renovation updates, and you’ve got the ultimate summer chaos. Timestamps: 0:16 - We got our Summer cuts  3:04 - July 4th nostalgia  11:15 - Jaz 4th of July redemption year  14:19 - when you had to wake up your parents in the middle of the night  19:36 - Love Island thoughts pre-frontal lobe convos  28:25 - Jaz’s new house updates  36:57 - What’s your villain origin story  46:30 - What conspiracy theory do you believe  49:21 - Kylie Jenner lip kits  50:43 - Sleepovers growing up and our sneaking out stories  Links:  SeatGeek: Use code delusional10 for 10% off your next SeatGeek order  https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DELUSIONAL10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are recording from the Hamptons (!!) and taking you inside their whirlwind of adulting chaos, dream purchases, and so much more. from Jaz buying her literal dream car (a vintage yellow beetle, those who know, know) to co-owning a BOAT with Halley (yep, you read that right), the girls are leaning all the way into their main character lives. they talk about dream dates, anxiety meds, getting boat licenses, and how they’re basically chosen family now. on top of that, a very special Tulum recap, the most unhinged hangover stories, and why Halley fought Amex customer service with the wrath of a thousand suns. and if you’ve ever wondered whether these two could survive in a war? that gets answered too (kinda). this is one of those episodes you won’t wanna miss…  Timestamps 0:17 - Everything Hamptons  14:11 - Flight anxiety and future travels 25:42 - Tulum and WaterBoy 29:00 - Banning phones at concerts? 30:48 - Ideal date  34:18 - Our travel dynamic  37:19 - Worst hangover stories 49:20 - Reasons we couldn’t be drafted into war  52:36 - Would you rather…  Links Quince: Go to quince.com/delusional for free shipping and 365 returns See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

this week the girls aren’t alone… they are joined by Connor Wood — comedian, touring performer, and social media personality. you might know him from his stand-up shows or his viral Instagram reels, but today he’s steering the conversation right alongside Halley and Jaz. he sits down with the girls this week & opens up about so many things that are going on in his life, he shares stories about touring, including a heartfelt appreciation for the Midwest and he lets us in onto a day of his in NYC. the trio has a very insightful conversation regarding the dating scene in LA vs. NY, flight anxiety, wellness trends and novelties, being ghosted and a lot more…  this episode is chaotic, vulnerable, hilarious, and Connor fits in like he’s been on the pod forever. make sure to tune in & listen anywhere you stream your favorite podcasts… this one is not to be missed! Timestamps  0:21 - How we tricked Connor into coming onto the podcast  6:48 - Connor left his wallet in a taxi  11:59 - We are nervous flyers  18:48 - Connor’s day in NYC  25:47 - Our DMs are getting blown up about Connor  36:12 - Why did Connor move to New York  40:47 - What’s Connor’s pre and post show routine?  51:31 - Connor’s parents coming to his show  Links  SeatGeek: Use code delusional10 for 10% off your next SeatGeek order  https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DELUSIONAL10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount  ZocDoc: Go to zocdoc.com/diaries to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.