Dave and Lou talk about Dave’s history with women starting in kindergarten and working their way up through high school. Lou liked to bribe the girls when he was young but felt inadequate due to his lack of crayon colors. Dave talks a little about his paintings with glitter. Dave tells about his mistakes and how he was awkward with women at a younger age but he learned from those mistakes. They discuss Lou’s high school dating where he had to hide things from his parents and then they discuss Dave’s secret love in high school where HE was the dirty little secret and Dave’s personal valentine’s day massacre. Lou tells us about his source of insider information. 

Dave also talks about the Infinity Gauntlet tie in with his high school love life. Not as cool as it should have been.