Oh look, another man in a position of power being absolute human garbage. Welcome back to Cursewords and Crayons, where we serve true crime with a side of sass—and today, we’re coming for John Schneeberger and his shady, syringe-filled secrets. We’ve got another deliciously twisted tale for you this week—and trust us, this one is gonna mess with your trust issues. It’s time for a fresh episode of Cursewords and Crayons, the podcast where true crime meets chaotic commentary, parenting tangents, and occasional side-eyes at the medical profession. Today, we’re digging into the jaw-dropping story of Dr. John Schneeberger—a respected physician, a family man… and a total freaking fraud. From a suspicious sexual assault investigation to one of the wildest DNA deception plots ever, this case has it all: medical malpractice, sneaky science, and a victim who refused to be silenced. You’ll be left wondering how someone can literally inject themselves with lies and still get away with it for years. Spoiler: the answer is both infuriating and fascinating. So grab your favorite beverage (we won’t judge what’s in it), lock up your lab coats, and brace yourself for a case that will have you screaming at your speaker like it’s 2001. 🩺 As always, we bring the theories, the rants, and the snark—because if we don’t laugh, we might cry. 💬 Like what you hear? Leave us a review so we can keep the weirdness coming and the caffeine flowing. 🛍️ Need some Cursewords in your closet? Merch is waiting for you at www.cursewordsandcrayons.com 🛒 Shop our Amazon faves for your own brand of everyday survival chaos. 👻 Keep in touch with the chaos:Facebook: come say hey!Instagram: @cursewordsandcrayonsZee: @mrs.zetteAmy: @amyrehsdupin