Y’all are in luck! Patton and Jason are back at it with another wild episode of Critters For Dinner. Patton starts off by apologizin' for missin' Jason's birthday... then goes and makes it worse by admitin' she forgot and ain't even his bestie! After that, they dive right into talkin' ‘bout them Haitians and their supposed blood thirst for dogs, cats, and ducks. Now, let me ask ya—would you eat your pet? ‘Cause Patton and Jason say they'd never, ever eat Willie Nelson or Murphy! They’d sooner starve to death than chow down on their furry family members.

Next up, they chat about the latest crazy assassination attempt on ol' Donald J. Trump. Ain't it disgustin' how the radical left hates that man so much they’re willin’ to kill him? Now, we ain’t like that—no matter how much we can’t stand Biden or Harris, we sure as heck ain't wishin' them dead. That’s just plain crazy talk!

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