Well, howdy y'all! It's Monday, and ya know what that means - another rootin'-tootin' episode of Critters For Dinner With Patton and Jason is on the air! This week, ol' Patton's got a hankerin' for some salmon patties, and she's grinnin' like a possum eatin' a sweet tater 'bout it. Jason, he ain't one to argue when there's fish on the menu, 'cause he's partial to anything that swims, crawls, or just flops around in the water.

Now, we're gonna chew the fat 'bout some of the goin's-on 'round here. Over in Philly, they got themselves into a kerfuffle, lookin' like they're in WW3, 'cept there ain't no war, just them left-wing radicals stirrin' up a storm in a teacup. 

And ain't no episode complete without us gabbin' 'bout Trump, 'cause love him or hate him, he sure does give us plenty to jaw about.

Now, for the grand finale, we're gonna yammer on 'bout this whole "Good Morning" business on the X app. Seems not everyone's keen on spreadin' the mornin' cheer, but Jason and Patton? They're all in! Jason even said he'd holler a "Good Mornin'" to anyone on X, 'cept for Kendall, 'cause we all know Kendall's still sore 'bout Jason harassing her every morning.

So y'all have yourselves a dandy of a night, and don't forget, we'll be back here on Humpday, ready to serve up more of that good ol' country cookin' and chattin'. Keep your lines baited and your spirits high!