It's been a while. We're taking a brief break from The Showers (which I promise we'll finish) to bring you this previously patreon exclusive story. Now is as good a time as any to announce that we're coming back! Why the delay? well, I bought a house earlier this year, and it's taken a while to get a good recording environment set up. I'm very picky about my audio quality, so I haven't been recording anything. Now we're a part of Topless Robot, and I have volunteers helping curate stories for narration. Hopefully this short story whets your appetite until I can record the final part of The Showers. Written by Ben Chapman, from a prompt in /r/writingprompts Music by Floex (floex.cz) VeWqvjU3OchHqX1vALfJ