It began like any other day on Pleasure Sphere 64, the hottest vacation spot in the galaxy.
Madam Xandra, sex-positive host of the popular advice show Cosmic Love, is right in the middle of answering a relationship question when she's rudely interrupted by a terrorist invasion. Armed only with a laser dildo and her best leather boots, Xandra is hardly the ideal choice to defeat an army of terrorists. Worse still, the only person who can help her is alien gladiator Dok Bloodnikov, who has some serious hangups about sex.
Can Dok and Xandra defeat the terrorists and save the station? Can Xandra get Dok to open up about his sex life? What mystery lies between the docking bays?
Tune in to Season 1 of Cosmic Love to find out!
It began like any other day on Pleasure Sphere 64, the hottest vacation spot in the galaxy.
Madam Xandra, sex-positive host of the popular advice show Cosmic Love, is right in the middle of answering a relationship question when she's rudely interrupted by a terrorist invasion. Armed only with a laser dildo and her best leather boots, Xandra is hardly the ideal choice to defeat an army of terrorists. Worse still, the only person who can help her is alien gladiator Dok Bloodnikov, who has some serious hangups about sex.
Can Dok and Xandra defeat the terrorists and save the station? Can Xandra get Dok to open up about his sex life? What mystery lies between the docking bays?
Tune in to Season 1 of Cosmic Love to find out!
Welcome to Cosmic Love! Thanks for listening.
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Written/directed/produced by Amy Thorstenson.
This episode features the vocal talents of Katie Self, Brian Donovan, Clayton Snyder, and Amy Thorstenson.
Theme song by members of SparkleF*ck.
Music ("Map of the Cosmos," "Lujon Remix," and "Schvisen") by Canton Becker (http://cantonbecker.com/sound). Additional music ("Disco Medusae," "Lost Time," and "The Complex") by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com).
Sound effects from Pond5.com ("Door Vault," "Futuristic Air Compression," and "Beetle Bug Legs"). Additional sounds from Freesound.org ("Robot chat" by harri, "Dislocator (sci-fi weapon)" by JarAxe, "Weird SciFi Noise" by Opticreep, "Waves_1" by haldigital97, "End Radio Transmission" by ReadeOnly, and "Highheels Run" by sturmankin).
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