Ever wonder why it's so easy to raise venture capital in Silicon Valley without having an actual product? Trust us, we ponder the same thing! Join us in this spirited episode of the Corporate Pizza Party podcast where we kick things off with tales from the Valley, questioning the quirky world of startup funding and debating whether a slice of pizza beats a traditional bonus any day. Mike finally overcame his YouTube procrastination, and let's not forget our endless amusement over Farrah's velcro hair accessory. Plus, get the lowdown on LinkedIn influencer *redacted*, whose antics never fail to spark a chuckle or two. Tired of the same-old, same-old job search content? We are too!  We even toy with the  idea of launching a millennial burger restaurant as a viral video experiment. Along the way, we confront the ethics of data scraping on LinkedIn and muse about Microsoft's motivations for controlling it all. So grab a slice and settle in for a fun and insightful blend of corporate shenanigans and personal escapades.