In this episode of Controlled Burn, Shane and Brandon spiral from 7/10 nostalgia to edible horror stories and somehow end up breaking down exactly who (or what) the Loch Ness Monster really is. Spoiler: it’s not a monster… but it is unforgettable. Oh, and we also explain why Metrc will absolutely let you break the law (but OMMA definitely won’t).

Laugh, cringe, maybe question your SOPs — but whatever you do, don’t assume METRC has your back.