It’s the Monday-est Monday ever, and your favorite drama queens are coming to you straight from the couch 🛋️ You know what that means? THEO IS BACK! After weeks of chaos (and a double episode!), we’re slowing down, getting cozy, and catching up on life! We talk juggling work, hobbies we swear we’ll start, and the awkward art of what to call your in-laws — plus the difference between Daddy and Deddy (yes, it matters). We also break down the wildly controversial ending of House of Dynamit...
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It’s the Monday-est Monday ever, and your favorite drama queens are coming to you straight from the couch 🛋️ You know what that means? THEO IS BACK! After weeks of chaos (and a double episode!), we’re slowing down, getting cozy, and catching up on life! We talk juggling work, hobbies we swear we’ll start, and the awkward art of what to call your in-laws — plus the difference between Daddy and Deddy (yes, it matters). We also break down the wildly controversial ending of House of Dynamit...
It’s the Monday-est Monday ever, and your favorite drama queens are coming to you straight from the couch 🛋️ You know what that means? THEO IS BACK! After weeks of chaos (and a double episode!), we’re slowing down, getting cozy, and catching up on life! We talk juggling work, hobbies we swear we’ll start, and the awkward art of what to call your in-laws — plus the difference between Daddy and Deddy (yes, it matters). We also break down the wildly controversial ending of House of Dynamit...
We’re back with a surprise Halloween drop — dressed for the Louvre Heist, because honestly, the only crime worth committing is a non-violent, high-fashion one. The costumes gave us a pep in our step and set the tone for one of our most chaotic (and hilarious) episodes yet! We dive into the latest drama shaking up the Desi corner of the internet, crown Lily Allen as the undisputed queen of breakup diss tracks, and swap our scariest stories — including Nani’s haunted basement that we actually ...
🗽This week, we’re in New York City— fully cosplaying life as a true married couple with our 23-year-old “daughter” who’s in fashion school (don’t ask, just go with it). In reality, we’re sharing a room with her three roommates and an air mattress, surviving on bagels, bodega coffee, and pure delusion. We stay up all night and do a Gilmore Girls–style food tour like it’s our livlihood!🍕 🍁🍂Fall in New York has us convinced life is actually worth living — the outfits, the energy, the dramaaaaa🤸B...
It’s spooky season, which means every brown girl’s #1 admirer is—wait for it—a jinn. Because if you didn’t grow up being warned that one’s going to fall in love with you non-consensually, what was your childhood even? 👀 We spiral from supernatural situationships to Sana’s post-Saiyaara emotional damage, reminiscing on the golden era when Bollywood made us kick our feet, sob dramatically, and practice our “no don’t go” lines in the mirror. Who needs a storyline when you have delusion and...
This week we confess how maladaptive daydreaming basically turned us into unpaid directors of imaginary music videos, rom-coms, and Oscar-worthy scenarios in our heads and we’re just waiting or someone to produce this with us (obviously we have our award speeches ready) 🎬✨ Naturally, that spirals into music → trauma → laughing at our own trauma (our favorite hobby)-Which is perfect timing, because we read YOUR answers to our prompt of the week: “What’s the craziest way your parent punished yo...
Welcomeee BACK to another episode of Confessions! We are back in one of our happy places, the STUDIOOOOO! Come join us for some nonstop giggling and gargling as we talk about a mile a minute about everything this week. We are sharing your unhinged comments to the aunties and uncles that CAN'T SOTP WON'T STOP with the comments, welcoming all of us back to another fall season and all our fall favorites, Amna shares her INSANE story shopping for pads/tampons on her period in Pakistan, we share h...
This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen, we’re taking you on our full-blown shopping spree journey (sadly, we couldn't go with all of you drama queens). 🛍️ Nothing cures a bad mood like hitting the mall with your bestie—especially when neither of us knows how to say no. Unlimited time, unlimited vibes, unlimited damage to the credit card. Then, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING and watch The Girlfriend on Amazon Prime, because we’re diving into the drama of Desi in-laws vs. American in-laws (espe...
This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen, we’re back with the hottest takes and messiest confessions. From the chaos of Cardi B vs. “literally who is she??” - the trial chronicles we needed to survive the rest of this year because this is better than reality tv people. Then we get into the most jaw dropping documentary you’ll ever watch: The Unknown Number on Netflix we’re unpacking pure drama & insanity. Our two favorite topics! We’re deep diving some juicy pop culture headlines li...
Strap in Drama Queens, this week's episode is a rollercoaster ride of topics (and not the kid friendly kind - the twisty turny upside down stomach drop kind). This week we're here to remind you that NOTHING MATTERS AND THERE IS NO POINT (kidding, of course, kind of). In all seriousness (or lack there of) we are here to break down some of the most painful bollywood intimacy scenes, updates on Amna's house reno, updates on the family tea and floor&decor floor&decor floor&DEC...
This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen, Sana tells us all about her wild Hawaiin adventure where she turned into a full-blown thrill seeker, to unpacking the toxic 2000s “skinny” mindset we grew up with. Is there such thing as too much extravagance? How much jail time is acceptable for Apple Watches at weddings? We share another controversial wedding confession and already know the drama queens are going to jump all over this one!!
This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen, things get real. Like… breakdown-real. Between emotional spirals, big life changes, and hitting what feels like our 13th reason, we open up in ways we never have before. You’re catching Amna mid-spiral. The chaos starts when we accidentally record on the anniversary of Amna’s mom’s passing, and we unpack the messy layers of grief, vulnerability, and what it’s like to be perceived so openly on a podcast. Like Shrek, she’s an onion—once you peel...
This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen — we’re doubling everything: double the “Can I Be a Bitch?” (Hayyyyy Tefi) and double the chaotic ADHD tangents, and YES… even a juicy listener confession. Sana turns 32 and lets us know it gets even better! We rant about the things we've learned leading into our early 30s, in laws and marriage roles, desi sibling rivalries, and really pull on the heart strings for a bit talking about Lyf3. You know we also haaaave hit all the fun j...
We’re kicking things off with a wild confession about a grandma who went completely off script with her granddaughter, and it only gets crazier from there. We’re giving you a tiny but necessary Love Island update (Keke vs. Call Her Daddy interviews – we have thoughts). Sana shares her run-in with the Turkish mafia (yes, really), while Amna deep-dives into her latest true-crime obsession, Amy Is Missing, and drops her current book recs. We also reflect on 7 years of marriage, bid a farewell to...
This week’s episode comes with a soft launch of our new home studio (!!) — and a not-so-soft callout to our moms for completely skipping the fibroid chapter.After a short break (thanks to a fibroid that infiltrated Sana’s uterus that led to surgery), we’re back and recording from a surprise studio that we’re a little obsessed with... when it's not falling apart. We get real about women’s health and how no one warned us about things like fibroids, our unfiltered thoughts on the Love Island fin...
This week, your favorite drama queens are back — panicking on planes, overeating in Punjabi fashion, having an identity crisis while ordering meat at the Desi market for the first time (why is it so intense?!) and somehow time-traveling to our teenage selves during a wild Dallas getaway. We laughed, boogied, had cousin chats in the back of a moving pick-up, we cried (mid-bite), and we definitely overpacked. But in the middle of all the fun, we also got hit with the bittersweet feelings and th...
*In Love Island Narrator tone* GUYS. SPOIIIILER ALERT we are deep diving all the Love Island USA Season 7 CAST. This episode catches you up on our takes up to the start of #nicolandria. First, we talk about how Amna finally caught up to Love Island being the juicest psychological thriller she could've imagined and we've finally got our girl back on the Reality TV train! Expect hot takes GALORE on all our favorite couples (and re-couples) from the start of the show. We didn't forget a confessi...
This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen, we’re diving into a wild tale about a daughter-in-law so manipulative, it’s giving full-blown drama villain! We gasp and gossip our way through the madness, and dish on Desi aunties—their no-filter questions, shameless audacity, and the that we have to do better as the new aunties (but better, and with boundaries..Shocking). We also get into the painfully real struggle of being in your 30s—when your bank account is gasping, your body’s gli...
This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen, we spiral (shock) — from chaotic GOAT Eid plans and Labubu dolls we swear are ugly 🫣 to Sana’s sudden gardening obsession 🌱, PMS-fueled meltdowns 🍫, and Amna’s husband and brother running a haunted house experience in their own home 👻. Amna had a full-blown travel debacle with American Airlines — not 15 missed calls... but 15 missed FLIGHTS — and got sent home with empty pockets and a prayer to not end up on the no-fly list ✈️😭 (even though NONE...
You asked, we answered! This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen, we’re diving deep into all your wedding questions—from the real tea on how it all went down to the advice we wish someone gave us. Think of this as your big sister's guide to Desi weddings: full of heartfelt moments, hilarious stories, and unfiltered opinions. Whether you're planning your big day or just here for the drama, this episode has something for every Desi drama queen 💅🏽💕
Last week we trauma dumped and babes, we’re just getting started💋 This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen, we’re finally diving into the one question y’all never stop asking and the topic that haunts every Desi girl’s group chat: DATING! Honestly? We’re just scratching the surface, because there are layerrrrrssss! From our chaotic personality changes between our 20s to 30s, our zodiac bedrooms, to the hilarious (and unhinged) ways we tried to “hide” boys and gaslight our parents into t...
It’s the Monday-est Monday ever, and your favorite drama queens are coming to you straight from the couch 🛋️ You know what that means? THEO IS BACK! After weeks of chaos (and a double episode!), we’re slowing down, getting cozy, and catching up on life! We talk juggling work, hobbies we swear we’ll start, and the awkward art of what to call your in-laws — plus the difference between Daddy and Deddy (yes, it matters). We also break down the wildly controversial ending of House of Dynamit...