You cant have a podcast called "A Degenerates Guide to Parenthood" without having some very degenerate stories. Here is a couple of stories that I have experienced before (and sadly after) that I became a mom. I am sure that I will do another one of these episodes further down the road because of the unfortunate amount of degenerate stories that I have. The ending of this episode has a very lame way of explaining why I decided to share these stories. To be honest though, all of these sad experiences shaped me into who I am today and whether thats a good thing or a bad thing Im not really sure but I have kept me kid alive for almost four years now so I am going to pat myself on the back. Ultimately, these are the semi mild stories of my party days and so if a human that goes through these things can be a mom then anyone can. Try to love those around you who are doing ratchet things or doing things that are clearly a cry for attention or love. Dont love them for the things they are doing to get attention but love them just for who they are. They need it.