If you’ve got a problem, a nobody can help, and if you can find them - maybe you can hire… the Ops Centre. The Dudes get their battle staff on and watch the 1995 TV movie Tom Clancy’s Op Centre. When a rogue KGB Colonel steals three nuclear warheads from a Ukrainian storage facility, it’s up to the National Crisis Management Centre to save the day.

An all-star cast of Carl Weathers, Wilford Brimley, Harry Hamlin and Kim Catrall head up what is a meandering, somewhat confusing and quite slow paced thriller - where equal time is paid to Harry Hamlin’s troubled marriage as is the international nuclear weapons crisis.

To make up for it Ruari starts a Tom Clancy book club, and Mike plays a game. Mission designation: TOUCHSTONE.