The Green Bay Packers got walloped by the Detroit Lions on Jeff Bezos' Thursday Night Football. Thursday Night Football is a bad product and it makes football even more unsafe for the players. The Packers still played poorly on their own.

Mike and Matt are the sleepiest they have ever been in their entire lives. They discuss the Lions game, the Bears discovering new ways to lose in front of our eyes, and hydroponic strawberries (Cheeseheads in Chicagoland's legal representation has advised us to state the following: Mike and Matt did not know that hydroponics existed or would allow you to grow better and more special produce.)

Blake Martinez, we would like to extend the opportunity for you to come on the show and explain how you differ from the people showing Matt banned "adult" Yu-Gi-Oh cards at his old job.

Stay cheesy, drink beer, watch football. You don't have to be the meatball sub headed man from Fox Sports.