Have you ever seen a small hill, maybe even just a mound, or a bump in the landscape, and said "I could climb that, but I don't want to. It isn't worth the effort"? That was this game.

The Packers struggle in every dimension and lose to the worst team not named the Bears they'll play this year.

Are the moon rocks and fossils in museums real? How much space do they have on spaceships? Will an Alien visit Wisconsin, and if they do, will they give the ball to Aaron Jones? Will they drink a New Glarus with us? 

Taylor Heinicke should sign a sponsorship deal with Heineken. 

Stay cheesy, drink beer, and watch football. You don't have to believe in ghosts. 

Music: 53 by OverNightMike. Buy the album.