Come with me, and you'll be, in a whole of chaotic conversation. Danh and Thavy have once again graced us with their God-like presence and with them they have brought the spirit of Willy Wonka himself! Together the four of us discuss the characterisation and general madness of the original Roald Dahl book Wonka, Wilder's 1971 Wonka, Depp's 2005 Wonka and the future Chalamet 2023 Wonka!! We fawn over the filmmaking of the original movie, become thoroughly educated by Rhiannon on why we should give the 2005 version a chance and come to the very intellectual conclusion that just because the candyman can, doesn't mean he should.