Listen… they showed us baby showers, belly rubs, and maternity photoshoots — but nobody warned us about the real chaos of pregnancy. Like the nose swelling, the mood swings, the disrespectful cravings, the peeing every 15 minutes… and don’t even get me started on the unsolicited advice from people who ain’t pushed out nothing.

In this episode, I’m spilling all the tea on what pregnancy really did to my body, my mind, and my expectations — and why I lowkey feel scammed. This one’s for the mamas, the soon-to-be’s, and the “I-don’t-know-if-I’m-ready” girlies.

Pregnancy? Beautiful. Sacred. Ghetto as hell.

Let’s talk about it.