Ever wondered what it’s like to be filthy rich and completely unhinged? Join Dick White and Flow Cash Matt, two self-proclaimed trillionaires (yes, trillion with a T), as they graciously share their foolproof tips on getting rich—like investing in moon real estate or starting a luxury penguin-rental business. Between insider secrets to their success, they dive headfirst into the world of wild conspiracies, like how billionaires secretly control the weather or why the Illuminati prefers artisanal cheese. It’s part satire, part chaos, and 100% ridiculous. When cash counts, nonsense pays.