We’re calling for the old Bachelor in Paradise to return, because this season has become about everything but finding love. It’s feeling more like a bad version of Survivor, and frankly, we’re not having any fun in Costa Rica. We touch on rumors about the next Bachelorette and share a cheeky idea for who should be the next Bachelor (hint: he’s from across the pond). Over on Love Is Blind UK, we’re glad to see older participants who seem ready for marriage, but why are so many couples getting engaged before saying “I love you”? We break down the love triangles in the pods, Patrick’s splenic intuition, who might go the distance, and what Katisha needs to do to win us back. And in Perfect Match, we’re left wondering why this show hasn’t been canceled yet. It wasted good cast members on a useless format with disappointing results all around.   Subscribe, rate, and review wherever you get your podcasts!   Follow us on Instagram: @canistealyouforaminutepod Follow us on TikTok: @canistealyouforaminute Support the pod at patreon.com/canistealyouforaminute