Hello there ghouls and girls! Would you like to hear a scary tale this Halloween season? A story of a boy you likes a girl named Hannah. A boy named Champ who screams like a girl. An author who is tormented by a dummy of his own making. And two grown men talking about ordering books from the Scholastic Book Club pamphlet. Then do we have a story for you, "The Cuckoo Podcast of Doom!"