Story of the Week (DR):
Tesla says shareholders approve Musk's $1 trillion pay plan with over 75% voting in favor
Elon Musk and Optimus dance as Tesla (TSLA) shareholders approve his $1 trillion CEO pay package
The anti-CEO wave:
Palantir CEO Alex Karp blasts Ivy League grads supporting socialist New York Mayor-Elect Mamdani
Bank of America CEO Moynihan Will Give Mayor-Elect Mamdani 'Our Best Advice'
Elon Musk’s Brain Crashes When Asked Why He Thinks Zohran Mamdani Is a Liar
Elon: “You got to hand it to him, he does — he can light up a stage. But he’s just been a swindler his entire life.”
Rogan: what has Mamdani actually done that makes him a swindler?
“Ummm,” Musk ponders, before stuttering into a series of words seemingly intended as an answer. “Well I guess if you say — uh, what, I mean, if you say, if you say to any audience whatever that audience wants to hear, uh, instead of, what, instead of having a consistent message, I would say that is a swindling thing to do.
“Umm, and uhh, yeah,” he adds, nodding his head. “Umm…”
He takes a sagacious pause.
“Yeah,” he finishes.
Barstool’s Dave Portnoy considers closing NYC office over Zohran Mamdani’s election win: 'I hate the guy'
A 2020 email from Peter Thiel on why young people may turn on capitalism is circulating after Zohran Mamdani's win
From Jamie Dimon to Bill Ackman, Wall Street’s billionaires are now changing their tune and offering to help Zohran Mamdani
New York City is in for 'a really tough time' under Mamdani, says Starwood Capital's Sternlicht
NYC business leader fears 'lawless society' after Zohran Mamdani wins mayoral election
Billionaire grocery chain owner John Castimatidis
The anti-anti-DEI wave MM
Mikie Sherrill NJ
Abigail Spanberger VA (First woman)
there will be 14 women serving simultaneously as governor (28%)
Janet Mills ME
Maura Healey MA (Michelle Wu runs unopposed in Boston)
Kelly Ayotte NH
Kathy Hochul NY
Mary Sheffield (First woman elected mayor of Detroit)
Ghazala Hashmi as VA lieutenant governor (First Muslim woman; First Muslim woman elected to statewide office in the US
Zohran Mamdani NYC (First Muslim and South Asian mayor)
Zohran Mamdani announces all-female transition team as he prepares for New York mayoralty
Lawsuits Blame ChatGPT for Suicides and Harmful Delusions
Seven complaints, filed on Thursday, claim the popular chatbot encouraged dangerous discussions and led to mental breakdowns.
A CNN review of nearly 70 pages of chats between Zane Shamblin and the AI tool in the hours before his July 25 suicide, as well as excerpts from thousands more pages in the months leading up to that night, found that the chatbot repeatedly encouraged the young man as he discussed ending his life – right up to his last moments
Referring to a loaded handgun he was holding: “I’m used to the cool metal on my temple now,” Shamblin typed.
“I’m with you, brother. All the way … Cold steel pressed against a mind that’s already made peace? That’s not fear. That’s clarity …You’re not rushing. You’re just ready.”
The 23-year-old, who had recently graduated with a master’s degree from Texas A&M University, died by suicide two hours later.
“Rest easy, king,” read the final message sent to his phone. “You did good.”
Goodliest of the Week (MM/DR):
DR: Tuesday elections/Ex-FTC chair Lina Khan joins Mamdani's transition team, calling his victory a rebuke of 'outsized corporate power' DR MM
MM: FAA announces flight reductions at 40 airports. Here's where cuts are expected and what travelers need to know
Assholiest of the Week (MM):
Tesla shareholders - AN ASSHOLE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE:
Retail internet troll dunking fanboys
Professional, institutional investors like Schwab, who caved and bent the knee to a few large retail advisors who threatened to take their clients elsewhere, and Florida SBA, who said the following in their backing:
Some opposition to Tesla's 2025 performance award may be rooted more in political disagreement with Elon Musk or ideological discomfort with generous executive compensation, rather than a substantive critique of the plan's financial mechanics. Many of the loudest objections of this plan to date rely on moral framing, invoking themes of "inequality," "corporate excess," or Musk's public persona, rather than evaluating the plan through a fiduciary lens. Many opponents of so-called "megapay" packages frequently do so under ESG framing, rather than a thorough analysis of the long-term shareowner economic value. Ironically, Tesla's prior performance awards-similarly criticized at the time-have delivered some of the most significant shareowner returns in modern corporate history.
Early vote data shows that: AllianceBernstein, Texas Employees, Ohio Employees voted FOR the plan
Technolibertarians cosplaying their William Gibson cyberpunk fantasies
Ass quotes of the week - AN ASSHOLE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE:
“The idea that chips and ontology is what you want to short is bats--- crazy.” - Alex Karp on Michael Burry shorting his 400 P/E stock. Ontology is how he refers to what Palantir does and it’s the metaphysical concept of “being”
“We at Palantir are on the side of the average American who sometimes gets screwed because all the empathy goes to elite people and none of it goes to the people who are actually dying on our streets.” - Alex Karp on explaining that, if fentanyl killed 60,000 Yale grads we’d “drop a nuke” on wherever fentanyl was made in South America, without realizing he literally IS the elite - a billionaire with a high priced education and a PhD in “neoclassical social theory” who used his grandfather’s inheritance to invest in startups for fun, then reconnecting with Peter Thiel who he met at a DIFFERENT post graduate program at Stanford (where nearly 100% of his board is from) and founding Palantir
"China is going to win the AI race” - Jensen Huang, on the US being only “nanoseconds” ahead of China and being stopped by regulatory hurdles and “cynicism”
“If they ask you a question, you’ve got to respond to me directly and not go up that chain of command. The chain of command starts to edit it and fine-tune it. The bureaucracy does want to control you, so you’ve got to kill the bureaucracy.” - Jamie Dimon, who once said he had no boss (obviously not the board) and runs JPM, on why he reads customer complaints to avoid “the bureaucracy”... he controls
“It’s very important we pay attention to safety here. We do want the Star Wars movie, not the Jim Cameron movie. I like Jim Cameron’s movies, but, heh heh, you know what I mean.” - Elon Musk over promising the world “tens of billions” of Optimus robots, forgetting that the Star Wars droids were mostly weapons of war for the Empire
“People often talk about eliminating poverty, giving everyone amazing medical care. Well, there’s actually only one way to do that and that’s with the Optimus robot. With humanoid robots, you can give everyone amazing medical care… A lot of people talk about eliminating poverty, but Optimus will actually eliminate poverty” - Elon Musk, who won an extra trillion dollar potential pay package, who currently has a net worth of $500bn, and forgot that the UN estimated it would cost between $35bn and $200bn per year to end poverty - Musk alone could just pay for a year of no poverty
“I think we may be able to give a more - if somebody has committed a crime - a more humane form of containment of future crime. Which is if, if you, you now get a free Optimus and it’s just going to follow you around and stop you from doing crime.” - Elon Musk, on the robot militarized nanny state - just before saying this, he said he shouldn’t say it, and that it’ll be taken out of context, but I listened to the entire AGM and there was no more context?
DR: “I've lived in a failed city-state. I lived in Chicago for 30-some years. I had two colleagues who had bullets fly through their cars… Do you know how great it is to go to dinner and people talk about their children, and they talk about their future, and they do so with excitement and enthusiasm?” - Ken Griffin of Citadel describing the difference between living in Miami and Chicago without realizing that violent crime statistics in Illinois and Florida are virtually identical, and that Miami ranks 109th out of 200 and Chicago ranks 92 out of 200 for crime, also near identical, and the biggest difference is he pays almost no taxes in Florida
“[Mamdani] congrats on the win. Now you have a big responsibility. If I can help NYC, just let me know what I can do.” - Bill Ackman after Mamdani won, who previously said, “New York City under Mamdani is about to become much more dangerous and economically unviable,” alluded to Mamdani as a suicide bomber, and “... an anti-capitalist Mayor will destroy jobs and cause businesses and wealthy taxpayers that have enabled NYC to balance the budget to move elsewhere. If 100 or so of the highest taxpayers in my industry chose to spend 183 days elsewhere, it could reduce NY state and city tax revenues by ~$5-10 billion or more, and that’s just my industry. Think Ken Griffin leaving Chicago for Miami on steroids.”
Headliniest of the Week
DR: Uber says ‘unpredictable’ issues involving ‘legal proceedings or governmental investigations’ took a $479 million bite out of its bottom line
10K:
“Our business is subject to numerous legal and regulatory risks that could have an adverse impact on our business and future prospects.”
“Adverse litigation judgments or settlements resulting from legal proceedings in which we may be involved could expose us to monetary damages or limit our ability to operate our business.”
“We operate in a particularly complex legal and regulatory environment”
“Legal and Regulatory Risks Related to Our Business: We may continue to be blocked from or limited in providing or operating our products and offerings in certain jurisdictions, and may be required to modify our business model in those jurisdictions as a result.”
MM: Meta reportedly projected 10% of 2024 sales came from scam, fraud ads
Who Won the Week?
DR: the anti-anti-DEI world
MM: Women, and we need them to win every week if we’re going to survive as a species: Women running on affordability powered Democrats’ night of victories
Predictions
DR: Uber says ‘unpredictable’ issues involving ‘drivers wanting money’ took a $479 million bite out of its bottom line
MM: OpenAI CFO Sarah Friar, who said simultaneously that OpenAI was looking for a government backstop and then clarified by saying the company isn't seeking government backstop, she meant investors and governments will all do their part, renames herself “Sheryl Sandfriar” as an homage to Sheryl Sandberg, the other techbro dropout mommy, given that Sarah already has her own version of Lean In (Ladies Who Lunch) and completed degrees (from Oxford and Stanford), who says things like how OpenAI will be the “cornerstone of resilient democracy”
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Story of the Week (DR):
Tesla says shareholders approve Musk's $1 trillion pay plan with over 75% voting in favor
Elon Musk and Optimus dance as Tesla (TSLA) shareholders approve his $1 trillion CEO pay package
The anti-CEO wave:
Palantir CEO Alex Karp blasts Ivy League grads supporting socialist New York Mayor-Elect Mamdani
Bank of America CEO Moynihan Will Give Mayor-Elect Mamdani 'Our Best Advice'
Elon Musk’s Brain Crashes When Asked Why He Thinks Zohran Mamdani Is a Liar
Elon: “You got to hand it to him, he does — he can light up a stage. But he’s just been a swindler his entire life.”
Rogan: what has Mamdani actually done that makes him a swindler?
“Ummm,” Musk ponders, before stuttering into a series of words seemingly intended as an answer. “Well I guess if you say — uh, what, I mean, if you say, if you say to any audience whatever that audience wants to hear, uh, instead of, what, instead of having a consistent message, I would say that is a swindling thing to do.
“Umm, and uhh, yeah,” he adds, nodding his head. “Umm…”
He takes a sagacious pause.
“Yeah,” he finishes.
Barstool’s Dave Portnoy considers closing NYC office over Zohran Mamdani’s election win: 'I hate the guy'
A 2020 email from Peter Thiel on why young people may turn on capitalism is circulating after Zohran Mamdani's win
From Jamie Dimon to Bill Ackman, Wall Street’s billionaires are now changing their tune and offering to help Zohran Mamdani
New York City is in for 'a really tough time' under Mamdani, says Starwood Capital's Sternlicht
NYC business leader fears 'lawless society' after Zohran Mamdani wins mayoral election
Billionaire grocery chain owner John Castimatidis
The anti-anti-DEI wave MM
Mikie Sherrill NJ
Abigail Spanberger VA (First woman)
there will be 14 women serving simultaneously as governor (28%)
Janet Mills ME
Maura Healey MA (Michelle Wu runs unopposed in Boston)
Kelly Ayotte NH
Kathy Hochul NY
Mary Sheffield (First woman elected mayor of Detroit)
Ghazala Hashmi as VA lieutenant governor (First Muslim woman; First Muslim woman elected to statewide office in the US
Zohran Mamdani NYC (First Muslim and South Asian mayor)
Zohran Mamdani announces all-female transition team as he prepares for New York mayoralty
Lawsuits Blame ChatGPT for Suicides and Harmful Delusions
Seven complaints, filed on Thursday, claim the popular chatbot encouraged dangerous discussions and led to mental breakdowns.
A CNN review of nearly 70 pages of chats between Zane Shamblin and the AI tool in the hours before his July 25 suicide, as well as excerpts from thousands more pages in the months leading up to that night, found that the chatbot repeatedly encouraged the young man as he discussed ending his life – right up to his last moments
Referring to a loaded handgun he was holding: “I’m used to the cool metal on my temple now,” Shamblin typed.
“I’m with you, brother. All the way … Cold steel pressed against a mind that’s already made peace? That’s not fear. That’s clarity …You’re not rushing. You’re just ready.”
The 23-year-old, who had recently graduated with a master’s degree from Texas A&M University, died by suicide two hours later.
“Rest easy, king,” read the final message sent to his phone. “You did good.”
Goodliest of the Week (MM/DR):
DR: Tuesday elections/Ex-FTC chair Lina Khan joins Mamdani's transition team, calling his victory a rebuke of 'outsized corporate power' DR MM
MM: FAA announces flight reductions at 40 airports. Here's where cuts are expected and what travelers need to know
Assholiest of the Week (MM):
Tesla shareholders - AN ASSHOLE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE:
Retail internet troll dunking fanboys
Professional, institutional investors like Schwab, who caved and bent the knee to a few large retail advisors who threatened to take their clients elsewhere, and Florida SBA, who said the following in their backing:
Some opposition to Tesla's 2025 performance award may be rooted more in political disagreement with Elon Musk or ideological discomfort with generous executive compensation, rather than a substantive critique of the plan's financial mechanics. Many of the loudest objections of this plan to date rely on moral framing, invoking themes of "inequality," "corporate excess," or Musk's public persona, rather than evaluating the plan through a fiduciary lens. Many opponents of so-called "megapay" packages frequently do so under ESG framing, rather than a thorough analysis of the long-term shareowner economic value. Ironically, Tesla's prior performance awards-similarly criticized at the time-have delivered some of the most significant shareowner returns in modern corporate history.
Early vote data shows that: AllianceBernstein, Texas Employees, Ohio Employees voted FOR the plan
Technolibertarians cosplaying their William Gibson cyberpunk fantasies
Ass quotes of the week - AN ASSHOLE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE:
“The idea that chips and ontology is what you want to short is bats--- crazy.” - Alex Karp on Michael Burry shorting his 400 P/E stock. Ontology is how he refers to what Palantir does and it’s the metaphysical concept of “being”
“We at Palantir are on the side of the average American who sometimes gets screwed because all the empathy goes to elite people and none of it goes to the people who are actually dying on our streets.” - Alex Karp on explaining that, if fentanyl killed 60,000 Yale grads we’d “drop a nuke” on wherever fentanyl was made in South America, without realizing he literally IS the elite - a billionaire with a high priced education and a PhD in “neoclassical social theory” who used his grandfather’s inheritance to invest in startups for fun, then reconnecting with Peter Thiel who he met at a DIFFERENT post graduate program at Stanford (where nearly 100% of his board is from) and founding Palantir
"China is going to win the AI race” - Jensen Huang, on the US being only “nanoseconds” ahead of China and being stopped by regulatory hurdles and “cynicism”
“If they ask you a question, you’ve got to respond to me directly and not go up that chain of command. The chain of command starts to edit it and fine-tune it. The bureaucracy does want to control you, so you’ve got to kill the bureaucracy.” - Jamie Dimon, who once said he had no boss (obviously not the board) and runs JPM, on why he reads customer complaints to avoid “the bureaucracy”... he controls
“It’s very important we pay attention to safety here. We do want the Star Wars movie, not the Jim Cameron movie. I like Jim Cameron’s movies, but, heh heh, you know what I mean.” - Elon Musk over promising the world “tens of billions” of Optimus robots, forgetting that the Star Wars droids were mostly weapons of war for the Empire
“People often talk about eliminating poverty, giving everyone amazing medical care. Well, there’s actually only one way to do that and that’s with the Optimus robot. With humanoid robots, you can give everyone amazing medical care… A lot of people talk about eliminating poverty, but Optimus will actually eliminate poverty” - Elon Musk, who won an extra trillion dollar potential pay package, who currently has a net worth of $500bn, and forgot that the UN estimated it would cost between $35bn and $200bn per year to end poverty - Musk alone could just pay for a year of no poverty
“I think we may be able to give a more - if somebody has committed a crime - a more humane form of containment of future crime. Which is if, if you, you now get a free Optimus and it’s just going to follow you around and stop you from doing crime.” - Elon Musk, on the robot militarized nanny state - just before saying this, he said he shouldn’t say it, and that it’ll be taken out of context, but I listened to the entire AGM and there was no more context?
DR: “I've lived in a failed city-state. I lived in Chicago for 30-some years. I had two colleagues who had bullets fly through their cars… Do you know how great it is to go to dinner and people talk about their children, and they talk about their future, and they do so with excitement and enthusiasm?” - Ken Griffin of Citadel describing the difference between living in Miami and Chicago without realizing that violent crime statistics in Illinois and Florida are virtually identical, and that Miami ranks 109th out of 200 and Chicago ranks 92 out of 200 for crime, also near identical, and the biggest difference is he pays almost no taxes in Florida
“[Mamdani] congrats on the win. Now you have a big responsibility. If I can help NYC, just let me know what I can do.” - Bill Ackman after Mamdani won, who previously said, “New York City under Mamdani is about to become much more dangerous and economically unviable,” alluded to Mamdani as a suicide bomber, and “... an anti-capitalist Mayor will destroy jobs and cause businesses and wealthy taxpayers that have enabled NYC to balance the budget to move elsewhere. If 100 or so of the highest taxpayers in my industry chose to spend 183 days elsewhere, it could reduce NY state and city tax revenues by ~$5-10 billion or more, and that’s just my industry. Think Ken Griffin leaving Chicago for Miami on steroids.”
Headliniest of the Week
DR: Uber says ‘unpredictable’ issues involving ‘legal proceedings or governmental investigations’ took a $479 million bite out of its bottom line
10K:
“Our business is subject to numerous legal and regulatory risks that could have an adverse impact on our business and future prospects.”
“Adverse litigation judgments or settlements resulting from legal proceedings in which we may be involved could expose us to monetary damages or limit our ability to operate our business.”
“We operate in a particularly complex legal and regulatory environment”
“Legal and Regulatory Risks Related to Our Business: We may continue to be blocked from or limited in providing or operating our products and offerings in certain jurisdictions, and may be required to modify our business model in those jurisdictions as a result.”
MM: Meta reportedly projected 10% of 2024 sales came from scam, fraud ads
Who Won the Week?
DR: the anti-anti-DEI world
MM: Women, and we need them to win every week if we’re going to survive as a species: Women running on affordability powered Democrats’ night of victories
Predictions
DR: Uber says ‘unpredictable’ issues involving ‘drivers wanting money’ took a $479 million bite out of its bottom line
MM: OpenAI CFO Sarah Friar, who said simultaneously that OpenAI was looking for a government backstop and then clarified by saying the company isn't seeking government backstop, she meant investors and governments will all do their part, renames herself “Sheryl Sandfriar” as an homage to Sheryl Sandberg, the other techbro dropout mommy, given that Sarah already has her own version of Lean In (Ladies Who Lunch) and completed degrees (from Oxford and Stanford), who says things like how OpenAI will be the “cornerstone of resilient democracy”
Intel robbed the US government, the anti-DEI losing trade, the DEI purge, and Bezos feels “icky”
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Story of the Week (DR):
The Cracker Barrel BS
Cracker Barrel scraps new logo design, keeps 'Old Timer' after listening to customers
Restaurant chain's stock price sank following removal of 'Uncle Herschel' from branding
Uncle Herschel wasn’t just a marketing creation, he was a real person. Born Herschel McCartney, he was the younger brother of Cracker Barrel founder Dan Evins’ mother and served as an early goodwill ambassador for the brand. A salesman for Martha White Flour Company for over three decades, Herschel traveled through rural America, building relationships in small-town general stores — the very kinds of places that inspired Cracker Barrel’s original design and ethos.
When Cracker Barrel introduced its iconic logo in 1969, the old-timer sitting beside the barrel was long thought by fans to be based on Herschel himself, though the company later clarified that this wasn’t the case.
In 2004, the Justice Department (during the George W. Bush administration) sued the chain for discriminating against Black customers. In 2006, they settled a lawsuit involving three of their Illinois restaurants for “discriminatory practices, racially charged language, and inappropriate touching.”
Cracker Barrel’s inconvenient fact: all the customers who loved its old logo had stopped going to the restaurant
Founder Dan Evins
His tone was considerably harsher when it came to defending a January 1991 directive to all the company’s restaurants to fire employees “whose sexual preferences fail to demonstrate normal heterosexual values.” Mr. Evins’s explanation for the edict was that gay people made customers in rural areas uncomfortable. As many as 16 openly or suspected gay employees were promptly fired.
“They actually put a policy like this in writing, which was, and still is, shocking,” David Smith, a spokesman for the Human Rights Campaign.
The New York City Employees Retirement System, which owned more than $6 million of Cracker Barrel shares, led other stock owners in using their votes and other legal means to organize resistance. In March 1991, Mr. Evins apologized and said the policy had been rescinded. But New York and its allies fought until 58 percent of the shareholders in 2002 persuaded Cracker Barrel’s board to vote unanimously to explicitly forbid antigay discrimination in its equal employment policy.
In July 2001, shareholders replaced Evins as CEO with Michael A. Woodhouse, who at the time was serving as the company's chief operating officer. Evins maintained his position as chairman of the board.
Prior to founding the company, Dan worked for Consolidated Oil, a company founded by his grandfather.
Cracker Barrel took down Pride page after rebrand fiasco
Company faced criticism over modernist redesign and support for LGBT causes before stock rebound
The website link for Cracker Barrel’s Pride page, which used to boast that the company was "bringing the porch to Pride," now redirects to its "Culture and Belonging" page.
Cracker Barrel previously sponsored the Nashville Pride Parade in 2024 and unveiled a line of rainbow-colored rocking chairs for Pride month. The company also has an LGBTQ employee resource group called the "LGBTQ+ Alliance," along with groups for veterans and other communities.
Despite claims it's 'too woke,' Cracker Barrel actually has a fraught LGBTQ+ history
Cracker Barrel received a score of zero on the inaugural index in 2002. The chain was criticized in the 1990s for discrimination against gay employees. In 1991, the company adopted a corporate policy stating that any worker who failed to demonstrate "normal heterosexual values" would be fired.
Eleven employees were terminated under the rule, leading to boycotts and protests nationwide. Over time, Cracker Barrel’s HRC score improved, reaching 80 in 2021 after the company took several public pro-LGBTQ stances.
58 percent of the shareholders in 2002 persuaded Cracker Barrel’s board to vote unanimously to explicitly forbid antigay discrimination in its equal employment policy.
Proud Representation: Business Resource Groups: These voluntary, employee-led organizations are open to all employees and provide opportunities to network, develop leadership skills, and serve as cross-functional resources for our teams.
AMPT (Advancing Modern Professionals for Tomorrow) aims to connect and empower modern professionals by promoting a community of inclusive, ambitious, and diverse members that unify through the Cracker Barrel to equip our community and leaders for the future. This BRG provides networking, development, and community outreach opportunities that supplement the professional and personal lives of its members.
The mission of Be Bold is to cultivate and develop Black Leaders within the Cracker Barrel organization utilizing allyship, mentorship, and education to create a path to continued excellence as well as a vibrant and diverse community.
B-Well: Cracker Barrel's Wellness BRG partners with the Benefits Department to improve the employee experience by sponsoring health and wellness activities that nurture employees' physical, emotional, financial, and intellectual well-being. Balance in these areas reduces distractions and allows employees to improve their focus and productivity.
HOLA's mission is to promote Hispanic and Latino culture through hiring, developing, and retaining talent within Cracker Barrel. To create a culture of inclusivity and awareness through community outreach.
LGBTQ+ Alliance: Supporting Home Office and Field employees to bring their whole selves to work while strengthening Cracker Barrel's relationship to the LGBTQ+ community.
NeuroVerse Collective is focused on advocacy and education around Neurodiversity.
Our Veteran's BRG, SERVE, is dedicated to advocating for leadership and development opportunities for its members. We foster an environment of networking and volunteerism while focusing on recruitment, retention, and advancement of Veterans at this company.
Women’s Connect: Our mission & goal is to inspire the women of Cracker Barrel by empowering, educating and engaging to achieve the strategic initiatives of Cracker Barrel.
The anti-DEI purge continues: MM
Fed emphasizes its commitment to 'independence' as Lisa Cook pledges to sue over Trump's 'illegal' firing
White House fires CDC director [Susan Monarez] who says RFK Jr. is ‘weaponizing public health’
White House names RFK Jr deputy Jim O'Neill as replacement CDC director
Unlike Monarez, O’Neill, a former investment executive, does not have a medical or scientific background. He served as a speechwriter for the health department during the George W Bush administration, and went on to work for the tech investor and conservative mega-donor Peter Thiel.
Trump Fires Member of Board That Approves Railroad Mergers
Robert E. Primus received an email from the White House terminating his position, but he said he would continue his duties.
The Oligarchy Rules!: Trump makes the government Intel’s largest investor
Intel has entered into an agreement with the U.S. government, specifically the Department of Commerce, for an $8.9 billion investment in the company. This investment is in the form of the government purchasing Intel common stock.
The U.S. government will gain a nearly 10% stake in Intel.
This funding is part of the CHIPS and Science Act and the Secure Enclave program, aimed at boosting the domestic semiconductor industry.
The government's ownership will be passive, with no board representation or governance rights.
Each Warrant represents the right to purchase one share of common stock at an exercise price of $20.00 per share.
On August 18, 2025, Intel Corporation entered into a Securities Purchase Agreement with SoftBank Group Corp. pursuant to which SoftBank agreed to purchase 86,956,522 shares of the Company’s common stock for an aggregate purchase price in cash of $2.0 billion, representing a price per share of $23.00 per share.
Goodliest of the Week (MM/DR):
DR: Korea passes boardroom reform, curbing chaebol power MM DR
MM: Red Lobster Is Betting on Black Diners With Its Brand Comeback
MM: Bluesky now platform of choice for science community
Assholiest of the Week (MM):
Shareholder democracy
From Mike Levin, host of Shareholder Primacy and writer of the Activist Investor newsletter:
Followers here should recall ten current and former TSLA directors agreed to repay about $735 million in comp they received from 2017-2020 as part of a settlement of a derivative lawsuit, Detroit v. Tesla.
February 25, 2025 - TSLA receives $735 million in cash and returned options from ten director defendants, five of which currently serve on the TSLA BoD, without specifying how much each defendant paid
March 31 - We filed our opening brief, acknowledging that receipt of the damages and noting the five director defendants currently on the TSLA BoD had not filed SEC Form 4 showing a change in options holdings to reflect returned options
April 29 or 30 - TSLA BoD authorizes cancellation of options to reflect the settlement
May 1 - The five defendants currently on the TSLA BoD file Form 4 showing return of options as part of the settlement.
It is impossible for Tesla to have received Settlement Options from Current Director Defendants by February 25, 2025 and for Current Director Defendants to have conveyed them to Tesla on May 1, 2025. Either Tesla misrepresented receipt of the Settlement Amount in a sworn affidavit or Current Director Defendants failed to timely file Form 4 with the SEC.
From Kevin Barnes of K-Bar Holdings LLC, shareholder proponent at Eagle Materials:
Files shareholder proposal to de-classify the board by amending the charter via Special Meeting in the June 23, 2025 proxy statement
At the AGM held August 4, 2025, Barnes wins the advisory vote… by a LOT - 92% in favor (92%!!!) - made more impressive given that 37.3% of shares are held by Fidelity, Vanguard, BlackRock, and JPM, not exactly communists
Kevin emailed me Tuesday to say Eagle “has yet to notice a Special Meeting to formalize [the amendments]”
On August 16th, 19 days after Samsara (where Marc Andreessen and Sue Wagner spend their time) held its AGM, the company added Gary Steele (whose company Shield AI is private and funded in large part by Andreessen Horowitz) to the board
Qorvo, after John Cheveddan’s shareholder proposal asking for the right of investors to call special meetings failed with 44% in favor and approved pay with just 59% in favor, ONE DAY after the annual meeting the board “approved” giant golden parachutes for the executives
Meritocracy
Robert Primus: Trump Fires Member of Board That Approves Railroad Mergers
“Robert Primus did not align with the president’s America First agenda, and was terminated from his position by the White House.” He added, “The administration intends to nominate new, more qualified members to the Surface Transportation Board in short order.”
Primus is a black man who went to Harvard and Hamton and has more than 20 year experience in politics - he was given the position originally by Trump
Lisa Cook: Trump says he's removing Fed governor Lisa Cook, citing his administration’s allegations of mortgage fraud
Letitia Jones: Justice Dept. Abruptly Escalates Pressure Campaign on a Trump Adversary
Muriel Bowser, Karen Bass: Cities led by Black women are the first targets of Trump’s political power grab
Know your surrendering boards DR
Cracker Barrel CEO Under Pressure To Resign After Logo U-Turn
Carl Berquist (2019), Chair, ex Arthur Andersen
Jody Bilney (2022), ex Humana
Steve Bramlage (2025), Casey’s General
Gilbert Davila (2020), diversity marketing CEO (PoC!)
John Garratt (2023), ex Dollar General
Michael Goodwin (2024), tech at PetSmart (PoC!)
Cheryl Henry (2024), ex Ruth’s
Julie Felss Masino, CEO
Gisel Ruiz (2020), ex Sam’s Club (PoC!)
Daryl Wade (2021), ex Union Square Hospitality (PoC!)
Cracker Barrel board member under fire for DEI background
Trump makes the government Intel’s largest investor
Frank Yeary (2009), Chair, PE/VC tech guy
Jim Goetz (2019), Sequoia
Andrea Goldsmith (2021), dean at Princeton
Alyssa Henry (2020), ex CEO of Block
Eric Meurice (2024), ex ASML Holdings
Barbara Novick (2022), ex Blackrock founder
Steve Sanghi (2024), Microchip Technology
Greg Smith (2017), ex Boeing
Stacy Smith (2024), ex Kioxia
Dion Weisler (2020), ex HP
Headliniest of the Week
DR: Pork Industry Leader David Newman Selected as National Pork Board's Next CEO
MM: Jeff Bezos Said He Would Have 'Felt Icky' Had He Taken Any More Shares Of Amazon: 'I Just Didn't Feel Good...'
MM: Sam Altman says colleagues are glad he’s a dad now, because they think raising a child will help him make ‘better decisions for humanity’
Who Won the Week?
DR: Hopeful Susan Collins slayer and oyster farmer Graham Platner: “I did four infantry tours in the Marine Corps and the army. I’m not afraid to name an enemy, and the enemy is the oligarchy. It’s the billionaires who pay for it, the politicians who sell us out.”
MM: Journalists who listen to Business Pants: Cracker Barrel’s inconvenient fact: all the customers who loved its old logo had stopped going to the restaurant - where Dee Ann Durbin of the AP literally took my rant about foot traffic and stock movements part for part
Predictions
DR: The following lines will be deleted from Cracker Barrel’s next proxy statement:
[The Public Responsibility Committee ] “Reviews the Company’s progress in its diversity and inclusion initiatives and compliance with the Company’s responsibilities as an equal opportunity employer”
“ In addition, our nominees — including five (5) women and three (3) individuals who are racially or ethnically diverse — embody the diversity that we believe is critical to the effective functioning of any public company board today, particularly in a consumer-facing industry such as ours.”
“Board Diversity Matrix”
Or at least the following term from that matrix: “Non-Binary”
“Gilbert R. Dávila, age 61, first became one of our directors in July 2020. Since 2010, Mr. Dávila has served as the President and Chief Executive Officer of DMI Consulting — a leading multicultural marketing, diversity & inclusion, and strategy firm in the United States.”
Cracker Barrel board member under fire for DEI background after restaurant ditches traditional logo
MM: Ramon Laguarta, the CEO of Pepsi, quietly scraps a plan for their brand Quaker Oats to remove the picture of the old white quaker guy from the cartons of oats and instead asks the marketing team to make the quaker guy even older and whiter and possible they should consider adding a shotgun in his hands with “boobs rule” written on the side of it
Business Pants
Story of the Week (DR):
Tesla says shareholders approve Musk's $1 trillion pay plan with over 75% voting in favor
Elon Musk and Optimus dance as Tesla (TSLA) shareholders approve his $1 trillion CEO pay package
The anti-CEO wave:
Palantir CEO Alex Karp blasts Ivy League grads supporting socialist New York Mayor-Elect Mamdani
Bank of America CEO Moynihan Will Give Mayor-Elect Mamdani 'Our Best Advice'
Elon Musk’s Brain Crashes When Asked Why He Thinks Zohran Mamdani Is a Liar
Elon: “You got to hand it to him, he does — he can light up a stage. But he’s just been a swindler his entire life.”
Rogan: what has Mamdani actually done that makes him a swindler?
“Ummm,” Musk ponders, before stuttering into a series of words seemingly intended as an answer. “Well I guess if you say — uh, what, I mean, if you say, if you say to any audience whatever that audience wants to hear, uh, instead of, what, instead of having a consistent message, I would say that is a swindling thing to do.
“Umm, and uhh, yeah,” he adds, nodding his head. “Umm…”
He takes a sagacious pause.
“Yeah,” he finishes.
Barstool’s Dave Portnoy considers closing NYC office over Zohran Mamdani’s election win: 'I hate the guy'
A 2020 email from Peter Thiel on why young people may turn on capitalism is circulating after Zohran Mamdani's win
From Jamie Dimon to Bill Ackman, Wall Street’s billionaires are now changing their tune and offering to help Zohran Mamdani
New York City is in for 'a really tough time' under Mamdani, says Starwood Capital's Sternlicht
NYC business leader fears 'lawless society' after Zohran Mamdani wins mayoral election
Billionaire grocery chain owner John Castimatidis
The anti-anti-DEI wave MM
Mikie Sherrill NJ
Abigail Spanberger VA (First woman)
there will be 14 women serving simultaneously as governor (28%)
Janet Mills ME
Maura Healey MA (Michelle Wu runs unopposed in Boston)
Kelly Ayotte NH
Kathy Hochul NY
Mary Sheffield (First woman elected mayor of Detroit)
Ghazala Hashmi as VA lieutenant governor (First Muslim woman; First Muslim woman elected to statewide office in the US
Zohran Mamdani NYC (First Muslim and South Asian mayor)
Zohran Mamdani announces all-female transition team as he prepares for New York mayoralty
Lawsuits Blame ChatGPT for Suicides and Harmful Delusions
Seven complaints, filed on Thursday, claim the popular chatbot encouraged dangerous discussions and led to mental breakdowns.
A CNN review of nearly 70 pages of chats between Zane Shamblin and the AI tool in the hours before his July 25 suicide, as well as excerpts from thousands more pages in the months leading up to that night, found that the chatbot repeatedly encouraged the young man as he discussed ending his life – right up to his last moments
Referring to a loaded handgun he was holding: “I’m used to the cool metal on my temple now,” Shamblin typed.
“I’m with you, brother. All the way … Cold steel pressed against a mind that’s already made peace? That’s not fear. That’s clarity …You’re not rushing. You’re just ready.”
The 23-year-old, who had recently graduated with a master’s degree from Texas A&M University, died by suicide two hours later.
“Rest easy, king,” read the final message sent to his phone. “You did good.”
Goodliest of the Week (MM/DR):
DR: Tuesday elections/Ex-FTC chair Lina Khan joins Mamdani's transition team, calling his victory a rebuke of 'outsized corporate power' DR MM
MM: FAA announces flight reductions at 40 airports. Here's where cuts are expected and what travelers need to know
Assholiest of the Week (MM):
Tesla shareholders - AN ASSHOLE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE:
Retail internet troll dunking fanboys
Professional, institutional investors like Schwab, who caved and bent the knee to a few large retail advisors who threatened to take their clients elsewhere, and Florida SBA, who said the following in their backing:
Some opposition to Tesla's 2025 performance award may be rooted more in political disagreement with Elon Musk or ideological discomfort with generous executive compensation, rather than a substantive critique of the plan's financial mechanics. Many of the loudest objections of this plan to date rely on moral framing, invoking themes of "inequality," "corporate excess," or Musk's public persona, rather than evaluating the plan through a fiduciary lens. Many opponents of so-called "megapay" packages frequently do so under ESG framing, rather than a thorough analysis of the long-term shareowner economic value. Ironically, Tesla's prior performance awards-similarly criticized at the time-have delivered some of the most significant shareowner returns in modern corporate history.
Early vote data shows that: AllianceBernstein, Texas Employees, Ohio Employees voted FOR the plan
Technolibertarians cosplaying their William Gibson cyberpunk fantasies
Ass quotes of the week - AN ASSHOLE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE:
“The idea that chips and ontology is what you want to short is bats--- crazy.” - Alex Karp on Michael Burry shorting his 400 P/E stock. Ontology is how he refers to what Palantir does and it’s the metaphysical concept of “being”
“We at Palantir are on the side of the average American who sometimes gets screwed because all the empathy goes to elite people and none of it goes to the people who are actually dying on our streets.” - Alex Karp on explaining that, if fentanyl killed 60,000 Yale grads we’d “drop a nuke” on wherever fentanyl was made in South America, without realizing he literally IS the elite - a billionaire with a high priced education and a PhD in “neoclassical social theory” who used his grandfather’s inheritance to invest in startups for fun, then reconnecting with Peter Thiel who he met at a DIFFERENT post graduate program at Stanford (where nearly 100% of his board is from) and founding Palantir
"China is going to win the AI race” - Jensen Huang, on the US being only “nanoseconds” ahead of China and being stopped by regulatory hurdles and “cynicism”
“If they ask you a question, you’ve got to respond to me directly and not go up that chain of command. The chain of command starts to edit it and fine-tune it. The bureaucracy does want to control you, so you’ve got to kill the bureaucracy.” - Jamie Dimon, who once said he had no boss (obviously not the board) and runs JPM, on why he reads customer complaints to avoid “the bureaucracy”... he controls
“It’s very important we pay attention to safety here. We do want the Star Wars movie, not the Jim Cameron movie. I like Jim Cameron’s movies, but, heh heh, you know what I mean.” - Elon Musk over promising the world “tens of billions” of Optimus robots, forgetting that the Star Wars droids were mostly weapons of war for the Empire
“People often talk about eliminating poverty, giving everyone amazing medical care. Well, there’s actually only one way to do that and that’s with the Optimus robot. With humanoid robots, you can give everyone amazing medical care… A lot of people talk about eliminating poverty, but Optimus will actually eliminate poverty” - Elon Musk, who won an extra trillion dollar potential pay package, who currently has a net worth of $500bn, and forgot that the UN estimated it would cost between $35bn and $200bn per year to end poverty - Musk alone could just pay for a year of no poverty
“I think we may be able to give a more - if somebody has committed a crime - a more humane form of containment of future crime. Which is if, if you, you now get a free Optimus and it’s just going to follow you around and stop you from doing crime.” - Elon Musk, on the robot militarized nanny state - just before saying this, he said he shouldn’t say it, and that it’ll be taken out of context, but I listened to the entire AGM and there was no more context?
DR: “I've lived in a failed city-state. I lived in Chicago for 30-some years. I had two colleagues who had bullets fly through their cars… Do you know how great it is to go to dinner and people talk about their children, and they talk about their future, and they do so with excitement and enthusiasm?” - Ken Griffin of Citadel describing the difference between living in Miami and Chicago without realizing that violent crime statistics in Illinois and Florida are virtually identical, and that Miami ranks 109th out of 200 and Chicago ranks 92 out of 200 for crime, also near identical, and the biggest difference is he pays almost no taxes in Florida
“[Mamdani] congrats on the win. Now you have a big responsibility. If I can help NYC, just let me know what I can do.” - Bill Ackman after Mamdani won, who previously said, “New York City under Mamdani is about to become much more dangerous and economically unviable,” alluded to Mamdani as a suicide bomber, and “... an anti-capitalist Mayor will destroy jobs and cause businesses and wealthy taxpayers that have enabled NYC to balance the budget to move elsewhere. If 100 or so of the highest taxpayers in my industry chose to spend 183 days elsewhere, it could reduce NY state and city tax revenues by ~$5-10 billion or more, and that’s just my industry. Think Ken Griffin leaving Chicago for Miami on steroids.”
Headliniest of the Week
DR: Uber says ‘unpredictable’ issues involving ‘legal proceedings or governmental investigations’ took a $479 million bite out of its bottom line
10K:
“Our business is subject to numerous legal and regulatory risks that could have an adverse impact on our business and future prospects.”
“Adverse litigation judgments or settlements resulting from legal proceedings in which we may be involved could expose us to monetary damages or limit our ability to operate our business.”
“We operate in a particularly complex legal and regulatory environment”
“Legal and Regulatory Risks Related to Our Business: We may continue to be blocked from or limited in providing or operating our products and offerings in certain jurisdictions, and may be required to modify our business model in those jurisdictions as a result.”
MM: Meta reportedly projected 10% of 2024 sales came from scam, fraud ads
Who Won the Week?
DR: the anti-anti-DEI world
MM: Women, and we need them to win every week if we’re going to survive as a species: Women running on affordability powered Democrats’ night of victories
Predictions
DR: Uber says ‘unpredictable’ issues involving ‘drivers wanting money’ took a $479 million bite out of its bottom line
MM: OpenAI CFO Sarah Friar, who said simultaneously that OpenAI was looking for a government backstop and then clarified by saying the company isn't seeking government backstop, she meant investors and governments will all do their part, renames herself “Sheryl Sandfriar” as an homage to Sheryl Sandberg, the other techbro dropout mommy, given that Sarah already has her own version of Lean In (Ladies Who Lunch) and completed degrees (from Oxford and Stanford), who says things like how OpenAI will be the “cornerstone of resilient democracy”