Now with 30% more content!!! The boys are fresh off their 90-day, court-mandated separation and ready to mingle with a whole new format. Enjoy wandering, pointless stories about topics nobody actually wants to hear about! And that’s not all!! Well, that is all. Actually, grab a classy-ass bottle of wine and let us take you away as you lay naked on your bear skin rug with your boo while awkwardly attempt foreplay. From Ryan's trucking experience where he nearly dies to bring you pork r...

Sometimes when you get to drinkin a little to hard you loose track of the days. Or weeks. But fresh outta rehab the boys are back and okay as ever. Tonight, Ryan gets generic and Sam commits a felony- oh boy! Later, Sam fondly recounts molesting a dying man. Ryan talks empty-nesting while Sam hooks up with yet another lady of the night at the local watering hole. Then we wrap it all up with quick convo on how you, yes you can monetize your genital warts. Tune in, you’ll be sorry you did...

In this historic first Ryan-edited episode, the boyz discuss the perks of being over 40: back pain. Ryan thinks he can break dance better than Raygun. Also, what happens after death? The men of B&R explore the afterlife and hot- boxing Aunt Betty. Remember: "Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light." Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail....

Will Ryan’s ass ever be the same after getting “worked” over? In this episode we make sure he is comfy for the discussion in his special chair. Speaking of butt stuff, Sam breaks down what he saw at the gym and the boys get working on a plan to defend the planet from human extinction. Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly! Remember: "Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light." ...

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly! Remember: "Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light." Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.com Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet) Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer Support the show

Ryan’s gonna drive your Ms. Daisy ass right the f#ck back to 1919 with a trip to Hearst Castle! Do you want to get away with any crime? Of course you do! And the answer is a Kanye mask and semen. Then we tame some stallions so the boys can teach YOU how to kick-flip YOUR horse. Have you been thinking about getting into 4 wheelin? Not anymore! Cause that sh*t is boring. Then Ryan gets economical and Sam talks burger joints. Mmmm…burgers. All this and more! Right from the com...

There once was a man from Nantucket and he loved himself the sh!t outta some Burn and Rave Podcast! Sam goes to the big city to try his hand at comedy. Then Sam discusses driving through tears. Ryan figures out how to get his dogs to pay their way. Also, who’s humpier: a camel or a dromedary? A drama-what??? Is camel style the new doggie style? Inquiring minds like mine want to know. Additional Hot Takes Include: McHenry ShawarmaBum Dog Training ProgramsGummi Bear Root Can...

Two brainless morons, special sauce, lettuce, & cheese. Straight out the gate Ryan demonstrates his tenuous grasp on the English language and they invent a way to put even the most notorious drug cartels out of business. Sam follows up with some new “jokes." Then he updates us on his downtown swinger friends. Ryan regains control of the ship with some good old barnyard ballin’ until Sam takes us on a deep dive into the seedy underbelly of Modesto's best dive bar. Get the popcorn...

The comedy podcast you love not telling anyone about is back and worse than ever. Ryan starts us out with some helpful summer driving tips then transitions seamlessly into astrology, denouncing Capricorns in the process. Then they play the who’s got a better name game: Sam or Ryan? (Hint: Not Ryan) Lastly, they roll the whole thing up with a Christmas offering: 12 days of taking advantage of your wife. Sprinkle in some Swedish nonsense, play some ABBA, and light the whole thing u...

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this NEW episode responsibly! Content information has been purposely left blank. Remember: "Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light." Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.com Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet) Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer Support the...

Research shows that listening to the Burn and Rave podcast can cause mild brain damage on par with a night of heavy drinking. So sit back and crack open a brand new episode and let’s rot our minds together! Tonight, Ryan installs chain-drags for the heavy kids. We also discuss how Mike, the office guy, is the most unlucky thing in Chinese culture, and in a strange turn of usefulness, we teach you how to poop properly to avoid hemorrhoids. Additional topics include stoner piss f...

Lucky you! Tonight the boys try out some new joke material. Then Sam’s tells a joke so funny HR wants to hear it. How bad did Sam screw the pooch? Tune in and find out. Ryan opens up about his love of pearl necklaces. Is Sam schizophrenic? Who said that? Holy sh$t, that’s a lot. Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly! Remember: "Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the lig...

If cocaine could make a sound, this would be it. So roll up a dolla bill and get your ears ready for an ass-blast of psychological trauma! Sam finds his hidden talent (Hint: it has three holes and you stick your fingers into it), and Ryan stabs some kids. Sam also explores the virgin field of forensic fecal analyses. And finally, Sam shows Ryan where the bad man touched him. Oh yeah, there’s another top 10 list! Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode re...

Still here? Well great! Cause so are Sam and Ryan. Here’s what to expect from this circus: the age old tradition of “Jokes before hoes” is discussed and then Ryan breaks down the reasons gen Zer’s will never make captain. Then the boys give you some simple pointers on how to find easy blackmail targets and why PT Cruisers are not optimal vehicles. Ryan’s sausage squirts him in the eye and there’s another top 10 list! How do they do it? Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this ep...

Sit back, relax and pop a couple quaaludes cause Sam and Ryan are on a roll! Let the smooth sounds of their intergalactic b$&lshit train cause you to question your very existence. Sam talks Bro Code. Ryan needs an Uber Piss. And what the f&$k is “butt to butt”? Find out in this episode of BNR. Oh, and the boys hate some cute ideas to help you preserve your family’s legacy. Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this 100th episode responsibly! Remember: "Do not go gentle into that ...

In this historic 100th episode episode, Ryan finally admits to his long-lasting crush on Sam who can't recall if he left his balls out to defrost or not. Meanwhile, Ryan contemplates one last ditch effort at selling his body parts on the interwebs before dazzling us with another Top Ten List of Cars to Buy in 2024. Other topics include: baby exoskeletons, water cremation, human taxidermy, and the dream that kept Ryan awake. Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this 100th episode responsibly!...

Ryan explains what a menace he was as a teen (and still is) and Sam gives arguably the greatest marriage advice every husband needs to hear. We also get to the bottom of Ryan's bad haircut, why dental hygienists ask so many questions, and finally, Ryan shares Top Ten Reasons Sam Can't Own a Cat. #Meow Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly. Remember: "Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dy...

Sam and Ryan's investigative reporting expose a Coca Cola Cow Connection that may be at the heart of the obesity and diabetes epidemic in the US, so their logical next step is to look for ways to exploit cattle for their own gain. We also learn about Ryan's crippling fear of heights, who would be assassinated first, and how Joe, as a a dairy DJ, gets cows crunk. The boyz of Burn & Rave also settle the ancient argument over what's better: meatballs or meatloaf? They also discuss Sam's h...

Did you know Bo Jackson saved Ryan's life, dolphins prefer manual stimulation, and apologies are not as hard as you think to give? In this groundbreaking new episode of Burn & Rave, Ryan explains bumps and rails, they choose their favorite beans for National Bean Day, and they invent archery bowling. Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly. Remember: "Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying o...

Some people have eyes in the back of their heads, but the boys at Burn and Rave propose a new and better set of eyeballs in a much more strategic place, and they meticulously outline the plans and possibilities of making it happen. In addition, Ryan teaches Sam something he wishes he never learned and they discuss ways to elevate your dogs intelligence while decreasing your own. Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly. Remember: "Do not go gentle into that good night,...