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Bruno's You Don't Have To
Bruno
27 episodes
5 days ago
Feeling pressured to get married, buy a house, have kids, and post it all in matching outfits? You don’t have to. This podcast is for overthinkers, quietly panicking 40-somethings, and anyone questioning life’s so-called milestones. Join Bruno—a newly single 47-year-old with a sharp tongue, dry humor, and zero patience for societal BS—as he unpacks expectations about relationships, dating after divorce, parenthood, and success. Expect candid stories, uncomfortable truths, and a reminder that it’s okay to say, “Nah, I’m good.” Listen Notes
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Feeling pressured to get married, buy a house, have kids, and post it all in matching outfits? You don’t have to. This podcast is for overthinkers, quietly panicking 40-somethings, and anyone questioning life’s so-called milestones. Join Bruno—a newly single 47-year-old with a sharp tongue, dry humor, and zero patience for societal BS—as he unpacks expectations about relationships, dating after divorce, parenthood, and success. Expect candid stories, uncomfortable truths, and a reminder that it’s okay to say, “Nah, I’m good.” Listen Notes
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Sex, Love, & Rainbow Sprinkles
Bruno's You Don't Have To
3 minutes 24 seconds
4 months ago
Sex, Love, & Rainbow Sprinkles

Ever had the talk in a Dodge Caravan on the Jersey Turnpike after a Devils game? No? Well, Bruno did—and now he’s passing the awkward torch to the next generation. In this hilariously honest episode, Bruno dives into the cringe, chaos, and crucial conversations of parenting in the age of TikTok and Pornhub.


From blowjob rumors at school to ordering bubblegum ice cream with rainbow sprinkles in front of cute teenage girls, this is a raw (but sweet) meditation on fatherhood, sex education, masculinity, emotional intelligence, and the subtle art of knowing when to shut up and let your kid turn the radio back on.


Also discussed:

🚐 the minivan method of sex talks

🧠 generational trauma and awkward silences

🍦 ice cream bribery as a flirting strategy

❤️‍🔥 sex vs. love vs. a winter coat in 12-degree weather

👧 girl dads, gatekeeping, and unconditional love


It’s weird. It’s real. It’s got rainbow sprinkles.

Bruno's You Don't Have To
Feeling pressured to get married, buy a house, have kids, and post it all in matching outfits? You don’t have to. This podcast is for overthinkers, quietly panicking 40-somethings, and anyone questioning life’s so-called milestones. Join Bruno—a newly single 47-year-old with a sharp tongue, dry humor, and zero patience for societal BS—as he unpacks expectations about relationships, dating after divorce, parenthood, and success. Expect candid stories, uncomfortable truths, and a reminder that it’s okay to say, “Nah, I’m good.” Listen Notes