Ever argue lollipop flavors with an 8-year-old? Bruno did—and it spiraled into hot dogs in the cafeteria, bubblegum ice cream, and a war on blue cotton candy suckers. In under 4 minutes, he rants about Paw Patrol, childhood innocence, and the tragedy of kale smoothies. This brutally honest, laugh-out-loud short podcast explores why 7–8 is the golden age, why 5-year-olds are juice-box terrorists, and why Rubble from Paw Patrol can go straight to hell. It’s a reminder to savor the absurd sweetness of childhood before the hormones hit, the eye-rolls start, and your kid suddenly thinks they’re too cool for everything—including you.