Tinsdale runs off into the sunset in her Moncler full-length puffer, and we, unlike Dorinda, wish her nothing but the best in the house that coupons bought. Key takeaways: Blood Manor is scary, but nowhere near as scary as Tinsley's dogs in tutus, we reflect on Stassi's fall from (dis)grace and Rob seizing that deceased houseplant by the trunk has us feeling worryingly giddy.

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