Send us a text Ever wanted to be as wise as Avery and Brandon?! Neither do the rest of us! But sometimes we're stuck listening to two idiots talk about philosophical positions on birds and worms. That's just how the world works now, OK?! This is yet another episode where you won't be convinced that Brandon does NOT want to have sex with Billy Joel, and Avery's top discussion point is "Have curiosity, but don't die." We're talking classy conversation here, guys. ...