
We spent last night drinking by the fire and talking amongst ourselves, so there isn't much to catch up on today.
Crackcoon: Nefarious drug dealers prowl the under-bridge areas of West Virginia peddling the newest way to chase your high. Crack mixed with BATH SALTS! Well, wouldn't ya know it, a bag full of this new designer drug gets discarded in the woods, and it's consumed not only by JD Vance's relation, but also a friggin' raccoon. What follows is almost a paradise of death and mayhem.
Crackcoon final grade:
Steve: Being able to listen to the dialogue kinda detracted from my first "visuals only" encounter with this one. That said, campy ridiculousness is exactly what the doctor ordered. 4.5/5.0
Brandon: The movie wasn't great, but it wasn't trying to be great. As such, it was freakin' fantastic. Practical effects were better than expected. 4.5/5.0
Cocktail of the Week:
The Rabid Raccoon
1 1/2 oz White Rum
1/2 oz Blue Curaçao
1/2 oz Coconut Rum
2 oz Pineapple Juice
1/2 oz Fresh Squeezed Lime Juice
Random Energy Drink of your Choice
Throw everything into a cocktail shaker over ice. Shake to chill and combine. Strain into a Collins glass over ice. Top with whatever energy drink you want to use to destroy your nervous system.
Cocktail Grade: ChatGPT calls this one "a chaotic mix of bold flavors, with an unexpected kick." Very sweet. The best AI cocktail we've tried this far. Probably didn't need the energy drink part. 4.0/5.0
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