They call it patriotism—we call it what it is: pure, unfiltered bullshit. This week on *Bluebird on Your Shoulder*, we break down the MAGA meltdown over NYC’s newest Democratic Socialist, dissect Trump’s favorite distraction tactics (hint: bombs), and even explore AI models that would kill to stay alive (literally). 💥 From the Iran-Israel ceasefire illusion to immigration hypocrisy and bionic brain uploads—nothing is off the table. 🧠 Segments include: - Trump’s Moab fixation - Why MAGA hates Zoran Mondami - The real reason farms are collapsing - AI with a murder plan - Birthright citizenship & the Supreme Court circus 🧨 Brutally honest. Politically incorrect. Always unfiltered. 🔔 Subscribe for weekly episodes where we roast right-wing delusion with no apologies. 📢 Like, Comment & Share — or go f*** yourself. (Your call.) #BluebirdPodcast #MAGA #Politics #Iran #AI #NYCMayor #Immigration #Socialism #ComedyPodcast 00:00 - Intro: No apologies, no fake civility 01:00 - Why old people shouldn’t ride wooden rollercoasters 03:00 - Israel vs Iran: Ceasefire illusion 06:30 - Trump’s bombs, distractions, and campaign reruns 10:20 - MAGA base fractures over foreign policy 14:45 - Democratic Socialist Zoran Mondami wins NYC primary 20:10 - MAGA freaks out: “Deport him!” 23:30 - Constitution 101: Why they’re wrong (again) 27:00 - The farm labor crisis & immigrant hypocrisy 32:40 - Minimum wage reform that makes sense 36:50 - AI learns to blackmail and kill? 41:00 - Uploading your soul to the hive mind 44:20 - Putin, Tea, and 2025 nightmares 48:00 - The big bomb show: Why it was all a spectacle 52:30 - Trump wants a Nobel Peace Prize? Really?! 55:00 - Final thoughts: Blow Sh*t Up Day is coming 58:00 - Outro: Don’t forget to like, sub, and share (or don’t)