Why did you come , Doug, if you didn't want to light a fire? Murray is too fancy until he's not, Bret has one shoe, and not many people know this but women have very different dental needs from men. We're not sure Dave knows any actual women, and the Polish Doggy Bounce may be worse than then the Crazy Dogggz...and NOT better than Blueberry Pancakes!
Doggie do’s and doggie don’ts, doggie will’s and doggie won’ts! There’s no one there when Mel’s not there at a gig because she has a new band to follow—The Crazy Dogggz. Get out your guit-board, play along to a crazy bongo solo and eat blueberry pancakes!
Bret and Jemaine hire an actor to help cheer up Murray. It works a little too well, and starts to go too far, which is fun for everyone for a moment. Murray has his proudest moment just before one of his saddest moments. But Ben will pay him back when he gets to Hollywood which is now, and Murray has hot underwear fresh out of the microwave!
Talking about brunettes not fighter jets! The band has 2 new fans, to Murray's delight and Mel's dismay. Is it because they tried beer or is it Murray's goatee that has increased their rock and roll image to Pretty Prince of Parties? You will never confuse a dry piece of skin on the floor with blueberry pancakes!
What do the North Jersey University Women's Water Polo Team and half a sexy fish have in common? The band has a warm-up tour organized and funded by the great band manager, Murray. With extravagant minibar purchases, a groupie following them around on tour, smashing a TV out the window and walking around in shrinking leather suits, the band can't get much more Rock and Roll.
The whole thing could have gone very differently if Jemaine had known whether he was talking to Lisa or Felicia and not done a swap. Per IMDB "Murray negotiates a record deal for the band"....join Blueberry Pancakes for this episode to find out if and how that's even possible!
Dragon tears turn into jellybeans, old enemies become friends against a common enemy, Bret and Jemaine learn how to flip the bird, Albi isn't racist anymore and Murray is paying no attention to any of it! Are blueberry pancakes Australian?
Receiving transmission...This is Bowie to Bowie: Wear the funky, funky eye patch. Listen to David Bowie, not the junior professor of psychology. He told Bret to put makeup on his face, not to put lightning bolts on his penis and show it to the man at the greeting card company. This is Bowie back to Bowie: Eat the blueberry pancakes!
Sally is engaged, but that doesn’t stop her from dating or accepting creepy homemade gifts from other guys. Bret is too loud of an eater, Jemaine’s star super-nova’d, and Coco is suddenly not a factor anymore. They should've made blueberry pancakes for Sally’s birthday!
Mel, Murray and Jemaine are all against Bret having a girlfriend. Even Coco isn't that sure. But Bret is sure, he'll even choose her over the band if he has to. But he's gonna miss the Band Rotunda Tour before realizing that love is similar to tape--it's the very strongest adhesive. Love is also similar to Blueberry Pancakes-sweet and fluffy!
Jemaine can't let it go that Bret ran away when they were being mugged, but they both learned a lesson from the muggers. There's so much danger when The Hiphopopotomus and The Rhymenoceros get together that one of them may be dead...what? Maybe he did eat blueberry pancakes!
There are no gigs, so Bret gets a job for the money but then isn’t available when a gig does come around. But maybe he wants to do his job instead of the band now, and of course it’s all about a girl (not Mel!) Quit overthinking, just join the band and eat blueberry pancakes!
It's helmet-hair night so Bret can't come with Jemaine on his date with Sally, but even though Jemaine walked on the outside of her she doesn't want to date him anymore. If you could pawn blueberry pancakes maybe you could get outfits like Daft Punk for your music video (and to hide f rom Mel!) Join your favorite retrospecting podcast Blueberry Pancakes for fun with Flight of the Conchords!
Engram Pattersky is evicting Nick and Jess from the loft so they get everyone together for one last game of True American packing edition--if you land on something, you pack it...unless it's Blueberry Pancakes, then you eat them immediately! The last episode of New Girl is NOT the last episode of Blueberry Pancakes! Never fear, we have many shows and ideas for retrospection, so we are sticking around. Join us next time for Flight of the Conchords!
It’s just like Jess and Nick to be getting married but their wedding is cursed. Aly is having the baby but it’s at the same time as the wedding. Joan tries to help but just makes Jess want to eat cake. Russell’s looking for his sixth wife but he won’t find her here. Everyone told Blaze he’d lose the limo, but he thought it was too big. If you don’t have the password, you’ll have to pay Ruth $100 to get some Blueberry Pancakes!
All of the couples of the group are having date night at the same time, and of course none of it goes as planned. But in the end everyone’s families are growing, and finally Winston can see (and hate!) the blue of blueberry pancakes.
Nick is trying to convince Ruth to like him so he can be her godfather. Schmidt is trying to convince people to buy salsa so he can be good at his job. Cece is trying to convince the school security guard that she belongs here, and Ruth is just trying to get her peanut butter sandwich…or was it blueberry pancakes?
Nick is lending people money, Sam is wearing a cat shirt, Outside Dave is inside, Robby is doing an interpretive dance as the red laser dot Ferguson loved so much and Coach has still got teeth in his teeth. Don’t worry, there are still good New Girl shenanigans and good blueberry pancakes to be had.
Jess is a hippie, Benjamin will be the Joker, Nick is the most throat-punchable boy, Winston was just a hot-blooded Chicago teenager, Schmidt and Cece want to be Lillypads people, but Ruth gonna do what Ruth gonna do, and that is eating blueberry pancakes!
Can you have a breast pump in a meeting? Can you have a fire pit in your bedroom? Can you do a movie, and can Senator Porcupine put on his own tie? Pour coffee into chardonnay and pair with blueberry pancakes!