Grab a six pack, or six six packs, or hell an entire TRUCK of Coors light and get ready for one of the most ridiculous Blackout's Box Podcast episodes ever - as I walk into a small bodega while recording and the owner of the store JESS is already on the phone with a very colorful character (to say the least) - Auntie Danny. This prank call was fate, it was destiny I say, I walked into it and it walked into me, and of course Gladys Ridgeford showed up and all hell broke loose!
SHOW AND TIMESTAMP NOTES:
The Great Auntie Danny & Gladys Ridgeford
PART I
0:00 -Introduction to Jess (24 convienence store owner) & her bi-polar Auntie Danny & her 6 pack a day Coors beer habbit. Also Malik - Jess's boyfriend.
2 minutes in - Malik starts playing a youtube video about how the coronavirus is bacterial not viral, auntie Danny gets a little annoyed
4min - Jess talks about 5G in Long Island New York
5 min - Auntie Danny says "I\m Auntie - I'm 66 & a half.
5:30 min - Auntie changes from 6 beers a day to 6 "packs" of 6 beers a day of Coors beer
6:30 - Aunty Danny has never had a Bloody Mary
8:30 - Aunty Danny talks about her favorite time during the 80s.
13:00 - Auntie Danny calls me Blackout and asks if she's ok?
14:30 - weirdness competition - 6 pack mentioned again
15:00 - Auntie Danny talks about Idaho
16:00 - Auntie Danny is a California Girl & we discuss rental prices
18:30 - I start talking as a surfer dude with my surfer days in Cali - Auntie Danny Loves it
21:30 - We start talking about being bipolar
22:00 - BAT ATTACK!
25:20 - Ride the waves BRO (Aunty Danny starts to turn & become combative BRO!)
27:40 - Auntie Danny's secret to a long marriage & Woodstock stories
29:20 - Auntie Danny birthed children while at Woodstock
31:55 - Auntie Danny tells me how to date and get it on with a girl.
35:00 - Dating in Idaho
36:00 - Jess (the niece in the store - sleeps me a piece of paper that says "SHE'S BIPOLAR!!!!"
PART II
37:09 - Surfer Bro tells Auntie Danny he want to introduce her to his grandma Gladys Ridgeford (Gladys enters the conversation) Aunti Danny ALMOST picks up on me changing voices!
38:38 - Gladys starts hitting the bourbon! Wooooof!
43:04 - Auntie Danny telles her tale of hard hard work and no free rides or discounts and
begins to get angry about her rich mean priviledged mom
45:00 - Share & Cher & Money - Auntie Danny starts to turn even darker about money & starts to get confrontatinal 'bro!'
49:10 - The benefits out having your own house & not having fishy roomates
50:00 - NEWSCAST - Aunty Danny becomes unhinged
53:30 - Fight between Gladys & Auntie Danny
58:40 - Auntie Danny & Gladys make up - Gladys talks abut Tripod. BOOM!
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