You didn’t mean to stumble in, but here you are—caught between unsolved mysteries, movie news, and a bloody hospital slasher. This week, Johnny Spoiler slices into X-Ray (aka Hospital Massacre), a cult ‘80s slasher starring Barbi Benton, and rants about why old-school B-movies still beat today’s AI cookie-cutter flicks. Along the way, we break down Jessica Alba’s comeback pitch, Jonah Hill’s sibling comedy, Deadpool crashing the Avengers, and a 4K Ninja Turtle revival.
Expect acid facials, shady test results, boot-scootin’ werewolves, and the worst Howling sequel ever made. Stick around for ratings, staff picks, and fan service (spoiler: Mountain Dew isn’t poison).
🔪 Binge now, later, or never? You decide.