This week on Tha News, Joe Bonamassa teams up with Epiphone for a shiny new signature model—Seymour Duncans, vintage vibes, and enough class to make your wallet nervous. JAM’s rolling out another fuzz box that promises to turn polite riffs into pure chaos, and NUX is trying to convince us that looping onstage actually looks cool… jury’s still out on that one. In Unpopular Opinion, we’re doubling down: Bigsby Teles just have more swagger than their hardtail cousins—sorry, not sorry. And for Rigs on Trial, Jay’s breaking out his JAM pedalboard to see if it’s studio magic or just pedal hoarding with style. Oh, and the TS of the Day? Because every board deserves at least one green scream.