Here's everything that happened on March 10, 2025:

So let’s go ahead and get started:

• Canada elected Mark Carney from the Liberals (kinda like Democrats here in the US) as the new Prime Minister, replacing Justin Trudeau

• Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen signed a 6-year, $330 million contract extension that includes a guaranteed $250 million, making it the largest guarantee ever given to an NFL player

• Actress Emily Osment filed for divorce after less than five months of marriage

• South Korea’s military said that North Korea has fired several ballistic missiles off North Korea’s west coast

Now, onto the news of today:

• So Doechii, you know Doechii was named Billboard’s 2025 Woman of the Year

• Michelle Obama and her brother, Craig Robinson, are launching a new weekly podcast called “IMO”, where they meet with experts and special guests to discuss listener questions and share opinions and advice on said questions

• Ariana Grande announced that the deluxe version of “eternal sunshine” will be released March 28th

• Steph Curry, NBA player with the Golden State Warriors and Davidson College alumni, because the first active player in US major sports to accept an NCAA team administrative role, becoming an assistant GM at Davidson

• Dow Futures - which is some stock market money shit I don’t understand - plunged over 500 points to start the week as continued fears of a recession mount; The Dow then dropped 890 points by 1pm, even Fox News is freaked out

• The Supreme Court announced they will hear a challenge to a Colorado law that bans the use of youth conversion therapy - aka the attempt to convert LGBTQ youth to being straight

• The Canadian province of Ontario announced that they will charge 25% more for electricity to 1.5 million Americans in response to Trump’s tariffs on Canada

• Actress and model Olivia Culpo announced that she and her husband, San Francisco 49ers player Christian McCaffrey are expecting their first baby

• The Los Angeles DA has withdrawn his request for a reduction in the Menendez brothers’ sentences, saying the brothers have not shown full insights into their crimes because they have failed to acknowledge that their claim of self-defense was fabricated, and therefore have not taken responsibility for their crimes

• Elon Musk says that his outage on Twitter this morning was caused by Ukraine

• In NFL news, Former Jets QB Aaron Rodgers signed a 2-year, $100 million contract with the Minnesota Vikings; Former Vikings QB Sam Darnold signed a 3-year, $100.5 million contract with the Seattle Seahawks

• Jean Smart is returning to Broadway after 25 years in a 12-week run for a new play called “Call Me Izzy”

• The Trump Administration arrested and is planning to deport Mahmoud Khalil - a Palestinian activist who helped plan the Columbia University protests last year – who is also a graduate student in the US on a green card, meaning he has permanent residency.

• Lamborghini unveiled a $5,000 baby stroller

• Wendy Williams was unexpectedly taken to the hospital for evaluation from her assisted living facility in NY today, after slipping a paper out her window onto the street that read “HELP! Wendy!”

• Harry Potter actress Jessie Cave started an OnlyFans for sensual “hair stuff”, saying she’s going to brush her hair ASMR-style, swishing it around, etc. for people with a fetish, saying she’s going for slutty Mormom, a very pure aesthetic”