In this week’s Fast Five, we hitch a ride with a former Army Ranger, wake up in a medieval fever dream, and head to space to fight a rock monster that cuddles gravity like a teddy bear. Also: what is the virtue of patience? And how do you escape a fog that may or may not be alive?

Five beers. Five movie pitches. And only one will become next week’s Feature Film.

This Week’s Beers and Bonkers Pitches:

🍺 Destination Unknown – Fieldwork Brewing

A retired Army Ranger turned Bloober driver picks up a mysterious passenger. She doesn’t give a drop-off… just says: “Take me to a destination unknown.” 🚗💀

🍺 Broken Kingdom – New Trail Brewing

A man wakes up in a fantasy kingdom. The only way to break the curse? Win the hand of the princess. And also a jousting tournament. And maybe slay a dragon.

🍺 The Heaviest Matter of the Universe – Brewlihan

Humanity’s last hope is sent to retrieve a cosmic artifact… only to find it’s guarded by a massive space golem who thinks it’s a bedtime toy. 🪨🧸

🍺 Virtue of Patience – Burial Beer Co.

A man finds himself in a purgatory-like test of patience. If he passes, he might earn a spot as one of the Four Horsemen. If not? He waits forever.

🍺 Fogscape – Jersey Cyclone Brewing

A mysterious fog rolls into town, cutting everyone off. Can this small community band together to escape… or will the fog claim them one by one?

🎙️ Vote Now:

Only one idea makes it to Feature Film status, and you decide which.

Vote on Spotify, YouTube, or Instagram.

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00:00 - Intro

01:18 - Recap: Gumballhead

10:24 - BOTW: Cold Hearted IPA

13:13 - Fast Five Begins

14:06 - Beer #1 Destination Unknown

19:45 - Beer #2 Broken Kingdom

25:20 - Beer #3 The Heaviest Matter Of The Universe

32:52 - Beer #4 Virtue Of Patience

37:29 - Beer #5 Fogscape

42:57 - Decision Time!

46:18 - Outtakes