🎧 The Princess and the Pea… Lawsuit
👑 What happens when a fairy-tale princess meets modern customer service?
This princess doesn’t just feel the pea—she files a complaint, demands reports, and ends up in court! 😂
💬 A funny, heartwarming retelling by Niki and Alex, perfect for families to enjoy together.
A bedtime story about curiosity, persistence, and… checking your mattress twice. 🌙
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🎧 公主與豌豆的官司
👑 當童話公主遇上現代客服會發生什麼事？
這位公主不只是「感覺到豌豆」，她還投訴、要求報告，最後甚至鬧上法庭！😂
💬 由 Niki 和 Alex 改編、親子演繹的趣味版本，讓孩子笑出聲、爸媽聽出共鳴。
🌙 一則睡前輕鬆聽的故事——關於堅持、好奇心，還有應付難搞客戶的日常😅。
故事逐字稿：
🎵 Welcome to our story time,
Where dreams and stars align.
🎵 We whisper tales so sweet,
As moonlight hums a beat.
🎵 So close your eyes and drift along,
The night is soft, the world’s a song.
With Mom and Alex side by side—
Let’s float into the night. 🌙✨
Hello, everyone, my name is Alex. I’m eleven years old and I love telling bedtime stories. In this podcast, I’ll read fun bedtime stories in English. Hope you enjoy listening!
🎧 The Princess and the Pea… Lawsuit
(Kid-friendly, fun dialogue version)
Once upon a time, there was a princess who was… very picky.
She could tell if a curtain was one inch too short or if her tea was one degree too hot.
Her friends said she had “royal superpowers.”
Her mom said she just needed a hobby.
One rainy day, the royal family invited her to stay in a fancy hotel.
“Twenty mattresses!” said the manager proudly.
“All stacked for your royal comfort!”
The princess smiled politely. “Hmm. I shall be the judge of that.”
She climbed to the top, wiggled around, and said,
“Mattress number one: too hard.
Mattress number two: too soft.
Mattress number twenty: oof… what’s this tiny bump? A pea?!”
The manager laughed nervously. “Just… local produce, Your Highness?”
The princess gasped. “Unacceptable! I demand documentation!”
The next morning, she sent a letter to the front desk:
“Dear Sir, please provide full details about mattress padding, thread count, and pillow firmness. Sincerely, The Slightly Bruised Princess.”
The prince, who worked part-time at the hotel, read the letter and sighed.
“Ah… another customer complaint.”
He hurried upstairs and bowed deeply.
“I’m so sorry, Your Highness. We’ll fix the problem immediately.”
But the princess wasn’t done.
She sent three more letters that week:
“Please send photos of the mattress label.”
“Also, was the pea organic?”
“And could I speak with your quality control manager?”
The hotel staff panicked.
The butler whispered, “Should we just remove all the peas from the kitchen?”
“Too late!” cried the chef. “She’s already complaining the carrots are too orange and the broccoli is too green!”
Soon the case went to court.
Lawyers argued about the “emotional damage” caused by vegetables under mattresses.
Experts talked about foam thickness, pea density, and the psychology of picky sleeping.
The princess nodded wisely.
“Yes, yes, continue. But please note, I can still feel the lump.”
The judge sighed. “We may need to test it ourselves.”
Meanwhile, the prince leaned over and whispered,
“I’m terribly sorry, Your Highness. It seems we can’t get married until this is solved.”
The princess smiled sweetly.
“That’s all right. True love can wait. But a good mattress cannot.”
And so, the royal wedding was postponed… again.
The princess became famous for her honesty.
And the hotel? They added a new rule:
“No peas near the beds.”
Because you never know when a princess might check in. 👑