Awwww shit y’all... Taylor here. I’m writing the description this week, so you know shit is gonna get WEIRD! First, I tell you the tale of a desperate mother, Aeropostale tote bag circa 2008 (allegedly), and richie rich newborns with fancy security bracelets.

Then, Shauna describes a cryptid that just won’t stop wildin’ out with those spindly arms and Slenderman-esque legs. Listen in as she gives us the scoop on Wetzel’s Riverside Monster and a sexy man from the 60s with the nicest face cakes in town.

It’s short and sweet this week — minus the sweet… So, buckle the fook up, cause it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.

Content warning: Attempted kidnapping

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