
Today's experiment:
1. Change your clothes (please for the love of God).
2. Preach a *sort of* sermon. Go ahead.
3. Uncover Elon's plan for gay robots.
4. Open Pandora's box of Bluetooth and Bluetooth adjacent things.
5. Believe in the little butt holes.
6. Resurrect your TV remote.
7. Chalk it all up to the best science ever (as long as you know it's bad, it's good).