This week on Bad Movie Binge, we subject ourselves to the fever dream that is The Cat in the Hat (2003)—a movie that mad Dr. Seuss' wife politely ask the studios to not make anymore movies until she passed away. Join us as we break down Mike Myers' nightmare-fuel performance, the film’s unsettling obsession with innuendos, and the baffling production choices that made this a staple of “What were they thinking?!” cinema. From the disturbing cat costume to Alec Baldwin's villainous stepdad energy, we leave no weirdly shiny surface unscratched.

Is it a kids' movie? Is it a horror movie? Is it an elaborate tax write-off? Let’s find out together.