Meet Bradner Lawrence, — full-time food tour guide, full-time firefighter, and forever a dad (just ask his kids who’ve heard the same five jokes on repeat since 2012). When he’s not saving lives, he’s saving you from bad restaurant choices. He can spot a five-alarm chili and a five-star taco with equal precision, and if the tour gets too spicy, don’t worry — he’s got a hose. Strap in for laughs, snacks, and possibly some dad dancing.