This week on The Golden Bachelorette, the bloodbath continues, as we say farewell to three more of our favourite men (and also another one). Plus, two lacklustre single dates and a bizarre farewell fakeout. Wow, it sounds pretty rough when I put it like that!

Never fear, though: we’re feeling our oats this week thanks to our new sponsor, we’re standing up to cancer, and we’re celebrating the resurgence of the tush.