In an episode that nearly got deleted due to creative paranoia, the gang freestyle a low budget horror movie and explain why Javert is the real hero of Les Miserables.

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It's halloween! Grab some candy! Grab some children! Let's goooooo!

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The evil spa entity continues to wreak havoc and torture patrons in a luxurious manner- will Jorcerer unglue himself from burger cheese in time to save the day?

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Steve deletes an episode, is thrown out of his local pub, and has nothing to do on a Friday night. Luckily Bevan is here to cheer him up and recount their Dragon Con adventures together. Then they get drunk and ramble about comedy writing for half an hour.

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It's out of the fire and into the steam bath as yet another premium tourist location is under attack. Can the gang defeat the steam demon? Or at least wait until enough people die that they can get the hot tub to themselves?

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Stan thinks of a novel way to best a thought goblin, but a less novel way to not be on fire. Meanwhile- piss.

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The gang take a break from adventuring to talk about the relationship between culture and balls.

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With occurrences of evil all over the ship, the party have no choice but to split up and pursue various different leisure activities. Oh, and find the wanted killer maybe. At some point.

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With Moog proving that profiling is the best way to solve crime, the gang move on to their next antagonist- someone with the frankly astonishing audacity to try and upstage them.

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It was bound to happen eventually. Can Stan and Jorcerer disrupt the play with a play within a play, before their rivals do a play within a play within a play....play? Can Claudia and moog lay off the killing until intermission? Find out!

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Escaping the sex dungeon intact may be trickier than it seems, but with a suspect rearing his horny head, it's time to get some hot pursuit!

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It's time to interogate, or potentially impregnate, some witnesses, and Jorcerer is the sweaty sex blob for the job. Meanwhile, Cabert and Moog face off in an ultimately pointless excersise. Who will win??

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Finally aboard the Grande Whimsey and almost immediately there is a murder most foul (unless the victim is an Elf then it's probably fine.) Not to worry, the gang are on the case. By which I mean going on a spa day.

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Infiltrating the port doesn't go as well as planned, but can Hanzo save the day in a way that isn't awful and horrifying?

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The fight is over (for now,) but there's still a boat to catch- only now they have to catch it with an unwanted child in tow. Can the crew decide on a plan? Can they execute the plan? Can they abandon a child?

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Enter Hanzo. He's the worst character you can imagine and he's also your son. So much for a vacation. Ah well, with any luck everyone will be eaten by a giant crocodile and we can put this behind us.

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The Dicey crew field some listener questions, and in doing so perhaps write the perfect Leprechaun movie.

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It's time for Stan to indulge in his incredibly destructive gambling habit, and with no one to babysit Moog, murder is definitely on the cards! Meanwhile Cabert and Klaudia need to rush back with their shocking news, as soon as they stop at this fancy restaurant, obviously.

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It's been a couple of weeks since their mission victory (and moral and political failures) and now they're ready to move onto the next adventure! Just as soon as they've sampled the local cocktails and satiated Stan's massive gambling problem.

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Featuring Drew Hayes, Rick Gualtieri, Robert Bevan, EM Kaplin, MK Gibson, and Steve Wetherell.

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A special guest drops by to playtest a compelling new game. Finally, a game that allows you to destroy your friends! They've been training for this for ten years, but will the A&D crew survive Imminent Peril?

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