Saturn and Jupiter's Retrogrades, Mercury entering Gemini, Mars entering Pisces and Venus Retrograde make this week one of energetic whiplash and dramatic turnarounds. Severe warnings not to trust the stability or long term viability of any relationship begun during this period, and to resist the temptation to try to resurrect old relationships. On the other hand, it's also serial promiscuity season - altered for Corona Crisis, and moved to virtual platforms where at least one's body will not be endangered - though the same can't be said of one's heart. All this and more, including the nearly surreal fact that we've spent the entirety of the Book of Vayikra "sheltering in place", and why the laws of Shmittah and the Yovel / Jubilee Years described in this week's Parsha might save the post-Pandemic world, on this week's edition of Astrolojew, the Jewish Astrology podcast.