Picture this: Everything you've ever owned, everything you've ever eaten, every experience you've ever had—all of it gets put on a bagel. That's the central image from Everything Everywhere All at Once, and it's exactly where we are as teachers right now with AI. Everything about AI is being put on the education bagel, and somehow, in the middle of all this noise, you're supposed to figure out what's actually good for the humans sitting in your classroom. In this episode, I explore how the film's framework helps us navigate the AI moment without losing ourselves (or our students) in it.