From the heart of Criminal Island, Sezza (@the_sezza) joins the Morphy Boys to hop a roo “down under.” That’s right, we’re going to Australia. Crack open the Fosters and throw some shrimp on the Barbie. Please don’t just stop drinking. You will die. This book is like a little bit of Vegemite on your toast. Don’t let grandmas touch you. Sezza teaches us slang for fart. The Map of Tazzie. You really don’t have to watch Crocodile Dundee. We all lament that the book doesn’t get to Australia soon enough. We talk about how insensitive the book handles aboriginal folks. The book sucks but the episode is delightfully deranged. Sezza says he’s a bad Australian because he doesn’t do anything inherently Australian and then tells a story about almost driving into a kangaroo.