It's soft, not in terms of bloodflow - in terms of moisturisation levels. I'm not saying I'm moist! I'm saying it's not ashy - I know a lot of y'all can't claim that. I get hard as hell, believe that, but it's also soft to the touch. My body is a land of contradictions, okay. I moisturise all over. Of course, I slug my junk! Just forget the part about babies - perhaps not the best simile to reach for. But it's damn soft, let me tell you. Whatever, I'm gonna go jerk off.

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