
Step into today’s Daily Market Narrative, where we decode the post‑Jackson Hole risk‑on frenzy without the financial jargon. 📉 Powell hints at rate cuts — markets cheer, SPY charts sparkle. 📈 Corporate earnings are up, consumer fears down… but is it all built on shaky Jenga blocks? Plus:
Private credit default warnings 🚨
Nvidia halts H20 chip production 🤖
Tariff confusion freezes mail deliveries 📦
Elon vs. Zuck in the AI chess match ♟️
Brits feeling bullish on their wallets 💷
US farmers caught between trade wars & bumper crops 🌾
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