We’re back with a full weekend recap—Pida’s fresh off a European trip (yes, there was airplane dry heaving involved) and a date. Abby’s had it with people playing games in dating… it’s not cute, it’s not funny.

Then we dive into pop culture mayhem: Charli XCX tied the knot, Sia and Harry Jowsey are somehow in the same sentence, and we ask the eternal question—why is Harry always relevant in the most annoying way? Over in The Valley, ratings are low (for no reason, because we’ve been SAT every week), and Jax Taylor… honestly, how is he the way he is? And is he taking roids?

In the TV corner, we unpack the latest TSITP episodes, including tik toks bizarre Jeremiah–Harry Potter crossover moment. Love Island fans? Half of them seem like actual kids. Which leads us into a rant about the lack of good tween shows, Jana and Kenny’s drama, and why Cierra just won’t shut up.

It’s unfiltered, a little chaotic, and fully caffeinated just the way we like it.