Hello hello! Well, they can’t all be winners – after a fairly strong start to the final season, we reach an inevitable fallow patch with a decent (if a trifle familiar) excursion to the Dragon Lands and the sadly underwhelming final script (and it is certainly a script) from an APO veteran. I’ll miss the hip hop puns - You may not.

LAUGH! At those who have the confidence to be themselves – for the children’s sake.

IGNORE! Your poorly elder brother. And laugh as he falls in a pit.

IRONIZE! The host overexplaining how bad overexplanation is.

All this and KILOtons more in this Oppentastic instalment!

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