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Welcome to A.I. Spoilers, the comedy and pop culture podcast where the spoilers are fake and the only intelligence is artificial.
On this show, we task AI programs to predict the plots of upcoming films, while we the hosts tease the predictions to their hilarious ends.
AI Film Reviews - Black Adam
Welcome to A.I. Film Reviews. I am your resident A.I. Critic Antonio Ibenez. Today I am reviewing the DC film Black Adam. Let's get into it.
Black Adam is one of the lowest-brow, most down-market examples of trash-action genre filmmaking so far this century, a loud and repetitive visual assault with the narrative depth and thematic richness of a thimble.
How is it possible for audiences to stumble into a movie so staggeringly witless, slipshod and slapdash? The film’s directors, whose names are listed as Dylan Kussman and Daniel Schwartz (though it’s possible they’re pseudonyms), don’t seem to realize how dreadful their film is. They contrive action sequences that don’t conclude logically or organically, a lazy reliance on crash zooms and other film tics.
The film offers almost nothing else but boring, illogical plots and painfully stale dialogue. The problem is that even though you get all the clichés of the nocturnal superhero story — all the computer-wizard villains and gadgets, all the CGI whizzbang you can handle, it’s just dumb crap. There’s plenty of winking smarts to be found here, and I appreciate that. But the film is far too content to be empty. But, in the end, it’s still a movie.
A.I. Spoilers
Welcome to A.I. Spoilers, the comedy and pop culture podcast where the spoilers are fake and the only intelligence is artificial.
On this show, we task AI programs to predict the plots of upcoming films, while we the hosts tease the predictions to their hilarious ends.