Welcome to another episode of Adore Horror Shorts, where we mix spooky with a sprinkle of chaos! In this episode, we ask the real questions: Are you superstitious, or just a little ‘sitious’? And what’s your serial killer trait? (If you chew with your mouth open, congratulations, you’re someone’s villain origin story.)

Then, we bring you three terrifying tales of love, romance, and… well, absolute horror:

• 💀 I thought my new boyfriend was a great catch—until I met his parents: Vegan? Practically grass-fed.
• 🌹 My wife said I wasn’t romantic enough… so I pulled out all the stops: A night of romance reveals a shocking secret and an excellent joke.
• 🐶 And then there’s Buddy: You really do need to take better care of him.

So grab a snack, turn off the lights (or don’t, we won’t judge), and prepare for laughs, gasps, and mild emotional damage. 🎙️👻🔪😂