They can’t get rid of me, you know. Do you know why? Because I know where the bodies are buried. The sweet, valuable bodies.

That’s right, AST is going all dark and deathy. The best way to listen to this episode is to turn off the lights and close your eyes. Unless you’re in a car.

Come with us to the strangest shop in London, where body parts sell like hot cakes and every item in the bagging area is unexpected.

Stephanie Eliot – Debs McKenna
Edgar Digsby – Dan Bond
Jospehine Splut – Hannah Rackauskas
Mr Doughty / Mr Customer – Brian Macken
Mr Allen / Queuer – Dan Booth

Written by Dan Bond & Brian Mackenwells

Produced by Dan Booth

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